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costume, law

I went looking for supplies yesterday for my Halloween costume and was very successful. Got a few items that I’ll be able to use next year as well – if I’m careful. While I was out and about though, I had the opportunity to see several cases of “the Law in action”

In one busy and crowded store, as I was about to check out, a customer in line reported that his daughter was missing. A nearby customer reported seeing her in the children’s section reading a book. So, off he went to find her while the clerks called in a very disorganized “code ADAM”. There were several calls back and forth across the loud speakers before finally got her description and name – important things especially for the ones standing at the door. The father found her in short order and the code was cancelled – though a few people were still looking for her until they too got the update. Good that they had a plan – but it wasn’t well executed.
On the way home, I saw two cars pulled over. Not that unusual in itself, but maybe a little odd for the location and the time of day.
Went out to Burger King for dinner and saw a police office’s car – with lights going – almost, but not entirely blocking the entrance. The car in front of me edged on past him and I did the same. When I got my car parked I turned and saw that the officer had a teen-aged guy up against a minivan with all the doors open. The officer quickly frisked the guy and then marched him around to the back of the police car. There was a guy in another mini-van talking animatedly on his phone. He didn’t have any food in there that I could see and I’m guessing he was part of the “incident”. I went in, got my food, and left.
Very early this morning, I woke up to hear what sounded like dog barking in the house. I half thought it was somehow the neighbors dog had gotten out of there place and into ours. When I investigated it turned out that my room-mate was awake and had been blowing his nose.
Yes, it sounded like dogs barking. He reported that he heard a gunshot and that was what woke him up. I’m inclined to believe that he was dreaming, but we do have some wooded areas near the apartment and some neighbors – if the local walmart can be used as an indicator – that are not very refined.
I’ll concede that not all the events was directly related to law enforcement – but they could be connected without much effort. I’ll wrap up this post with one more not-quite-connected thing – tomorrow we relaunch the School of Law’s website. Coincidence? Ummm…yeah, most likely.
later…

paddle

There were only two lanes open in the pool today – the rest of the pool was taken up by a kayak class. There were quite a few out there paddling around and it occurred to me that the phrase, “Up the creek without a paddle” isn’t really accurate. If you’re up the creek – that is, upstream from your starting point, you can at least drift back with the help of the current even if you don’t have a paddle. However, if you’re down the creek, well, the problem is only going to get worse as you get further and further away from where you started with no way of controlling or reversing your movement.

Just something that occurred to me.

nerd

I’ve crossed a line recently, falling from the safe haven of geek-dom to full blown nerd. Not physically, I don’t have tape on my glasses or a pocket protector. But my mental state is on shaky ground. Evidence…

1. Getting ready to leave the Chipotle parking lot yesterday, I started my car only to have it fail. The steering wheel locked up, some – but not all – of the warning lights came on, and the car wouldn’t go. I was still in the space so I quickly turned off the car, then started it again. It behaved normally from then on. I referred to this later as “rebooting” my car.
2. We were discussing “under construction” webpage and how much we don’t like them. We compared them to newspapers with blank pages, or movies with missing sections. One of my co-workers said it was like going to see Up! in 3-d only to find that the movie was actually Hannah Montana. I said it was like the movie was “redirected”
3. Finally, my car has recently crossed the 100,000 mile mark and I’ve been noticing and noting every time the number are binary – and how I’ll be sad when 111,112 comes around and it will never be binary again.
I’m considering professional help.
later…

lunch, swim, fraud, shirt, game

We had a celebration luncheon yesterday for a project that I was only marginally involved in and which really isn’t done – but the food was good and the dessert was excellent. So, my swim was a bit disrupted and I couldn’t go until after work. I got in 30 laps and felt pretty strong, so that was okay.

I’ve been running a couple of online elections here on campus and we had a small incident of attempted voter fraud. I found it and reported it – ironically, I don’t think it was enough to have made a difference in the elections. I dunno what the consequences will be for the parties involved, but it should be interesting.
Catalog season appears to be in full swing and I’ve gotten a few in the mail recently. One had a t-shirt that said:
Non sequiturs are like Bicycles. They don’t bathe.”

FYI – (“Non sequitur” is Latin for “it does not follow.”) And no, I didn’t know that, but I was pretty close to the correct meaning when I’ve had the rare occasion to use the phrase in the past.

I fired up the playstation again last night and played some Little Big Planet. There are certain parts of the game that can only be solved by two players and though I’ve got a second controller and a room-mate that promised to play, I was on my own last night. So, with a little care, I was able to play as two characters and get a few more items. I felt pretty clever to have been able to pull that off – and a little sad that I was on my own. I suppose I could connect online and find someone that way on the playstation network -but most people I’ve encountered in online games were idiots.

I was supposed to go to a football game this evening, but my FRM’s mom called and canceled. She’s got bronchitis and decided against going. Which means she doesn’t need a driver – letting me off the hook as well.

So, I’ve got a few errands to run after work – then it’s a hopefully relaxing evening at home with a strong cup of tea and a good book. I might even try meditating a bit.

later…

growl

My morning has turned cranky. I’m not going to go into details cause it’s all work related, but when my work phone rang and I noted the caller-ID, I let out a quiet and deep growl as I reached for it.

Before my hand could touch the phone, it stopped ringing. No voicemail, no nothing – it just stopped.
Out of fear.
And that, friends, is how it’s done. I’m already in a better mood.
later…

computer, party, movies, costume

I helped my room-mate buy a new computer this weekend. I had suggested a desktop – since he needs it for work and almost never travels – but he had his eye on a laptop. A very shiny one. I finally gave up and shifted my function from “real practical advice” to “explanation of terminology”

The set up went fairly well – though I was surprised to find there wasn’t any office products on there. Just a 60-day trial and then purchase. So, I set him up with Open Office. He had one eye on the football game while I was explaining it to him, so we’ll see how that goes.
I went to a party over the weekend – my boss’s wife and sister both turned 50 so there was a combined party for them. The food was good, the music was good but way too loud, and the only people I knew there were those that I worked with. I stayed for a bit, did quite a bit of folding, then headed out.
Watched a couple of movies over the weekend – Midnight Movie and The Unborn. Maybe I’ve seen too many movies, but these were both pretty predictable. There were a couple of “jump out at you” moments, but pretty tame.
I picked up a few more elements for my costume this weekend – still got quite a bit of work to do.
Guess that’s it for now – later…

nerd, movie, melt, game

I had a bunch of files to move from my work computer to my home computer yesterday and it was really too much for email. And too much for the flash drive I usually use. Then I remembered that I had another flash drive – an officially licensed Star Trek flash drive wristband that I’d gotten for 5 dollars and 2 box tops from some cereal. And it had nearly a gig of free space. Sweet! So, I loaded it up, put it on, and wore it home. Well, I wore it to target first while I ran some errands. I got my data transfered and was able to work from home. Ummm… yea? Anyway, the fact that I was finally able to make use of my star trek flash drive wristband was a moment of pure nerd-vana for me. It was great.

I started watching Wolverine last night on DVD. I think it started a little slow – sort of – but despite some issues I had with the characters, it was pretty good. I didn’t get to watch all of it – my room-mate was having it out on the phone with his sister while sitting out in the garage in his car. I tried to help him get settled down after that – it was very nearly a melt down – and by then it was too late to keep watching the show. I’ll pick it up again today after work.
I’m also going to get back into the gaming mode. I’ve been avoiding the playstation 3 and the Wii for the past month to prove a point and that time has now passed. I’ve been a bit more productive, I guess, but not that much.
Work has been more crazy than usual these past few days. I’m not going to go into it, but I’ll be glad when the week is done. My swim is going to be disrupted today – I’ll have to go later this afternoon.
Guess that’s it for now… later…

mood, clay, push, dream, chipotle

I’m in a much better mood today- and I’m sure everyone around me is happy about that as well. I did some work on a couple of projects last evening – including trying to make a TRON version of Gumby out of polymer clay. It didn’t work out very well, but it was fun to try and I learned from my mistakes.

I’m also working on a project involving ash and rust – both of which are taking longer to acquire than I expected. The ash is currently coming from incense sticks – and is really too potent to be used indoors. The rust is from a piece of metal that I found, but it’s not breaking down as quickly as I wanted it to. I may burn some paper – maybe even some damaged origami – for more ash. And apparently my room-mate’s “new” antique car has some underside rust issues that may contribute. Eventually, when I acquire enough, I’m going to mix the items with a diluted glue/water combo and use them to paint on a small canvas.
Watched the movie Push last night. It was okay as far as the acting went, but really good in the “telekinetic ass-kicking” fights.
I had a disturbing nightmare this morning about a sub-basement where “something horrible” dwelled. Even after I woke up, I kept trying to get back into the dream to confront what was down there – which is odd since I know better. If there’s potentially something evil in the basement – don’t freaking go down there!
Just got back from Chipotle – the burrito was awesome. As to be expected.
back to work…

beams

People that drive at night are jerks. I know that’s a sweeping statement – so maybe it’s just people that drive near me at night that are jerks.

1. Xenon headlights. Thank you. I’m legally blind now. Why do you need headlights like that? Did you lose a contact lens while on the highway last time and now you’re looking for it at 75 miles an hour – hoping that the magical headlights will make it twinkle on the pavement so you can slam on the brakes and pick it up? Jerks.
2. Trucks. Great, you’ve got a big-ass truck that could drive over a school bus. How awesome for you. Are you aware that the ground clearance also elevates your headlights? And that when you drive behind my normal, human sized, car – you flood the interior with enough light to make the dessert at noon look like the bottom of the freaking ocean? Thanks. I’m blind again. It would be even more awesome if you could please tailgate me for the next 50 miles. Jerks.
3. High breams. Take this quick quiz: “Am I using my high beams when:”
a). There’s a car directly in front of me?
b). There’s a car coming towards me?
c). There’s a car anywhere near me?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, congratulations! You’re a jerk. And I’m blind. Again.
I had this a lot on the drive back on Sunday. And as the winter months approach, my morning commute is darker and darker.
In other news… my default mood the past couple days has switched to “irritable”. It’s usually “slightly annoyed”, so, a bit of a downgrade on that. Not sure what’s going on and I’m hoping I get over it.
Back to work… later…

sign, shirts

Funny thing I forgot to mention about the trip. When we were going to lunch in Peoria we kept seeing signs for a Crash Inspection Area. We wondered if crashes were brought to the area, if there was an unusually high number of crashes, or if it was about alien crashes. It seemed close to the river, so it might have been something with the coast guard. But I also saw a sign that seemed to indicate car crashes. We were in a hurry and didn’t check it in more detail.

Other news… two funny t-shirts from a catalog:
What would Yoda do? Your Ass, KICK IT he would!
I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
later…

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