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The great chair debate

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On February 4, 2010

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My room-mate recently got a coupon for 55% off furniture at a local store – with a very short time frame. Setting aside the likelihood that this is a variation on the “high-pressure” sales approach and that the furniture was likely marked up a lot before then being marked down – well, we do need a new recliner.

So, off to the furniture store and the great debate begins. After what felt like forever, we finally narrowed it down. To two recliners. At that point, we finally got greeted by a sales clerk and she went off to get some paperwork while we got things sorted out. Color, fabric, size, brand, construction, the color of the other furniture in the living room – all were fiercely debated. I really liked the hidden mechanism in the pleather chair and it was cheaper, but in the end we went with the more practical and standard recliner.
Debate settled, we headed upstairs with the clerk to the payment area. The one payment clerk was busy, so Jeff (who had decided he would be the one buying the chair) decided to visit the restroom. As soon as he left, another payment clerk came over and since a line was forming, I stepped up and finished the paperwork – and presented my credit card. Not a big deal since we were splitting the cost anyway, but I think he was surprised since we were almost done by the time he got back.
The chair will be available on Monday and we’re going to go pick it up – to save the $50 delivery fee. I’m also going to buy a door to make into a desk – the van we’ll use for the chair should have enough room to make it in one trip.
In other news… I was at the locker room at the gym yesterday, getting changed after my swim. An older guy came in after a run and sat down at the other end of the bench. I normally don’t make much small talk with strangers in the gym, but I noticed that the guy just… stopped moving. Not sure if he was about to keel over, I asked, “Are you okay?”
“Oh yeah,” he replied.
“You just seemed to go on ‘pause’ there for a minute,” I said and he laughed.
“No, I’m fine. I must look really bad after my run. A few weeks ago two people came up to me after I was done and said they knew CPR,”
By this point I was done getting dresses and he wished me a good day as I headed out. I know CPR as well – though it’s been a while since I had a refresher. 🙂
Finally, work has been really intense this week. I’m getting a lot done, but new things keep coming up. This morning has been a little quiet and I’m hoping to get caught up. Our team is getting ready to move to a new office, but the boss has been strangely reluctant to give us a definitive time frame. I already started clearing out the junk from my current cubicle before I move into my new – smaller – cubicle.

My hands are tired, but the project is done.

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On January 29, 2010

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I’ve been working on an origami project for my co-worker and his girlfriend for their wedding. I had made up a bunch of samples for them, but what they selected turned out to be a massive project. Mette Rings – they will be using these on the wine bottles they are giving away at the reception.
Each Mette ring requires 18 units made from square paper of the same size. And they requested 100 rings. 100 x 18 = 1,800 units. And the wedding is at the end of February. In making my samples I determined that I could fold one unit in about 30 seconds – so, plenty of time for those, but it was harder to factor in getting the paper ready and putting the units together. I broke this down into phases to stay on track.
Phase 0 – Material Acquisition. I pulled from my own paper stockpile, a craft store, and Staples. I also bought extra blades for my paper cutter and 3 bottles of glue.
Phase 1 – Paper Cutting. I wore out two blades for my paper cutter, but got all 1800 units cut in about 4 days.
Phase 2 – Unit Folding. I started carrying around stacks of paper with me and a knapsack to hold the completed units. To the movies, to the birth of my niece. Any downtime was spent folding. I did too many in one day and had to put my hands in the snow to numb them. My parents – who are pretty good folders themselves – helped while we were at the hospital in the waiting room. (Thanks Mom and Dad!)
Phase 3 – Ring Construction. I had all the colors sorted out into boxes and bags – then with movies playing on the TV, I sorted out 2 white, 1 red, 2 white, 1 black, etc. until I had 18, then I put together 2 sets and then put those together. I put them in stacks of ten to keep track of them.
Phase 4 – Structural Integrity. To prevent the rings from flying apart when handled, I coated each side with glue. (I’ve tried gluing the units while putting them together and it’s tedious – even for me). Each side had to dry before I do the other – took a lot of time and a lot of space.
I finished up last evening and boxed them up to bring into work. Took me about two and a half weeks for the whole project. My co-worker has promised to get some good photos for me.
In other news… my work phone stopped working yesterday. We’re gearing up to move to a new office in the building and I thought this was a precursor – but no, it’s just broke. I had the office manager make the call to repair yesterday afternoon before I left – we’ll see how it goes. It’s pretty quiet here – but my voicemail (which I can still check via my computer) is filling up.

It’s a girl!

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On January 25, 2010

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I got the call on Wednesday that my sister had gone into labor – not quite a week early. I got on the road as soon as I could, but my cell phone rang a little after 5 PM to let me know that I was suddenly an uncle!

Yea!
Little Corbyn Renee was born at 5:02 PM, 01/20/2010.
21 inches, 8 lbs 1 oz.
My sister had a rough time with the labor, but she and baby are both doing fine and are home. Corbyn is still getting used to the world and her sleep schedule is apparently a little out of tune. But I’m happy to report she’s made the transition from sticky poop to smelly poop – which is apparently very important.
I’m pretty sure she’s the cutest baby ever, but I’ll admit to maybe being a little biased. 🙂

My news is not so interesting

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On January 4, 2010

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The rest of my holiday break was pretty uneventful, but one of my co-workers had news. We met up for breakfast the day before we headed back to work and he and his girl friend gave me some news. She’s pregnant and they are getting married. So, in 2010 they are planning…

1. A wedding in February
2. Building a house and moving
3. Having a baby in August
4. And my co-worker is planning on taking classes towards a degree.
They’ve been doing a flurry of planning since they found out and he proposed. Any one of those things would be a lot of work to organize – but all at once, so to speak, is quite impressive. Or crazy. Or both.
In other news, my room-mate and I managed to injury ourselves playing Wii. I was getting bored with the bowling and tennis and so we tried a few rounds of boxing. The next couple of days after that I was sore in my chest and arms – he had that plus shoulders. (Mine were okay since they were conditioned from my swimming). We’re both better now, but there were a lot of “we’re old” comments for a while.
I went and gave blood on Monday and as I went in I noticed that they had the double-red machines set up. I’ve done that before and while it took a little longer I actually felt better after the donation. The staff didn’t comment on this while I was doing the history until I asked if that was going to be a regular thing. They didn’t know but said it might be cause it was a special “O” blood drive. Which I have. I got taken over to another table for a regular donation. One of the double-red areas opened up and the guy after me in line got taken to that area. I didn’t know about this in advance and don’t know if I needed an appointment. Felt a little dissed, actually.
When they did the needle stick, the tech warned me that it would be a “pinch” – and it was more painful than usual. Enough to make me hiss though my teeth – though I didn’t cry or anything. The tech said, with a little bit of a snide tone, “Don’t like that part?” I replied, “Well, it’s not a pinch”.
“It’s a big pinch” she replied and I didn’t comment as my next remark would have involved some swearing.
I think I’ve ranted before that telling someone it’s going to “pinch” when they shove a big needle into your vein is just bullshit. A pinch is something completely different. Granted, I don’t think they should say, “I’m going to shove a harpoon into your arm, hold still,” but maybe a “here we go” comment would be enough warning and not involve lying.
Anyway, the donation went fine and though I was tired afterwards I recovered okay. Next time I make an appointment I’ll have to see about getting on the double-red list. And for the record, yes, it’s a smaller needle.
That evening, my room-mate needed my help in taking the lights off the tree and I think wanted me to carry the boxes to the basement. I told him I would do that – but not until the 5 hours of no heavy lifting after giving blood had passed. He took the boxes down himself.
Finally, I’ve been working on a large scale origami project using packaging paper. 30 inches on a side squares. Except I ran into some ‘replicating failure ” issues.
See, I was working from a long roll of paper and to get my squares I would fold the end down to the side and get a right triangle – then cut along that new line and get a new edge. Doing so introduces the chance that my new edge may not be 100% and since I kept doing this, the errors built up. I got my 12 squares out of the roll and as I started to fold I found several were not really squares. A couple of those were close enough to make work, but about 5 sheets were unusable. All the good ones are folded, but I’ll need to get more paper and cut some more squares. The end result is going to be a giant star with multiple points – the number of those depends on how much paper I use.
I’m going to hit the pool again today and my sister has asked that I do an extra lap for her since she would really like the weight reducing feeling that a pool creates.

Pardon me while I sneeze

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On December 31, 2009

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Major sneezing fit just now. Must be some kind of delayed reaction to my walk. I’ve been cooped up in the house a bit too much recently and decided to brave the temps and walk to Target. Well, Chipotle, then Target. It wasn’t too cold or windy – pretty nice, actually. I was pretty well bundled up when I started, but I began to cook and finished the trip with my hat or gloves.

Last week, I visited my parents and my sister and brother in law for Christmas. Had a pretty nice time and played a lot of games. The only one I didn’t enjoy was Shanghai Rummy. Very stressful game – and I don’t think enough time had passed since we lasted played it. To enjoy it, I think, you must first forget how little fun it is in the later hands. And we hadn’t forgotten.
Christmas itself was fun – I got some good stuff and my family like the stuff I got for them. The best present was a decorative wooden box. I opened it and found what looked like a small loaf of bread wrapped in foil. “It’s a burrito!” I exclaimed with a laugh and then unwrapped it to discover a Chiptole gift card. 🙂 Very clever.
On the drive back I started to work on a short story in my head. I usually don’t listen to music when I drive anymore so it was a good way to pass the time.
I’ve been off this week and it’s been a good time to unwind and decompress. I’ve done a little work around the apartment and a little work on the computer – as well as keeping up with my email.
I’ve also been playing a lot of video games – and I actually had a game beat me. Which is a little odd. I’ve beaten games or given up on them, but a “hack-and-slash” game isn’t usually over until you complete the quests or just stop playing. In this case, I made a mistake that I didn’t realize was a mistake and made it impossible to continue. I had to start over from the beginning. It sucked.
Other things that sucked include the shredder – no, not the TMNT villain, though he was pretty cool. This is the paper shredder that keeps breaking, jamming, or overheating, or not shutting off. My room-mate will tell you that it’s not his fault that these keep breaking – I would disagree with that assessment. In any case, I bought a new high powered cross cut shredder at Staples. Oh, and it will also shred staples as well – ironically. It works really well, but seems pissed off at the paper it’s working on. Which is guess is okay. It also has warnings not to shred your tie, your hair, your spay cans, your hands, or your baby. Though I may be interpreting the warnings wrong.
No real plans for New Year’s Eve – though I guess avoiding watching the ball drop is sort of a plan. I really don’t care for those shows on TV about the big parties elsewhere. It all seems so fake. And the hoopla seems about as interesting as making resolutions. Those never work.
Did I just Bah-Humbug New Year’s Eve? Hmmm… guess so.
In other news… my sister is due to have her baby in late January. Last time I talked to her, she said she felt huge, but I thought she looked great and seemed to be doing well. I’ll be headed to visit in mid January for my birthday and I hope I’ll get to visit again when she delivers. I’m fully prepared to begin spoiling the little one as soon as possible.
Well, I just heard the laundry beep, seems like as good a place to stop as any. Oh, yeah, I’m a party animal.
Happy New Year!

It’s not real, just go to sleep.

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On December 22, 2009

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I made the mistake of watching Batman vs. Dracula on DVD last night, following it up with some time playing a game called Sacred. Much of the game time was spent wandering the desert, killing – or rather, re-killing – a horde of skeletons, zombies, mummies, litches, etc. I ended up with a whole inventory of skulls that I later traded for gold.

Apparently, the combination of the DVD and the game was more intense than I expected – I was actually a little nervous turning out the light to go to sleep last night. And yes, I’m almost 37. Bite me.
I woke up several times in the night and ended up having some really disturbing dreams. Ummm… Happy Holidays, anyone?
I’m digging the game, and kicking some serious butt with a Daemon that I’ve named Atropa. Atropa is a bad-ass and she knows it – always spouting off about how all the other creatures are weaklings and how her blade will drip with their blood. These pronouncements are random – she announced that she was looking forward to the blood and mayhem after being asked by an NPC to go and find their favorite shirt. Yes, some of the quests are really that bad. But, you get to kill dragons – so, that’s cool.
Atropa had one really good line recently. “There’s no point in running, you’ll just die tired!” On one level, it’s the Daemon just being a bad-ass. On another level… well, I may be reading too much into this, but perhaps it’s a reminder to slow down and appreciate life. We all have to go in the end.
In other news… watched a couple of movies over the weekend. On pay-per-view – “Drag me to hell”. It was over-the-top, jump out at you, gross/scary. Predictable and more than a little silly – it was still fun. Except for the vomiting.
Went and saw Avatar in 3D. Really good film, great effects, cool 3D, good acting – very sad story. The 3D gave me a bit of a headache over time – even with the pre-movie Motrin – but it was worth it.
Finally, from the “I’m an idiot” files – I bought the same book twice. It was highlighted on a blog I follow and I read the first chapter online, then considering buying it. I thought about waiting and adding it to my birthday list, but then apparently decided to go ahead and get it. Unfortunately, it was in a bag with some supplies for a project I put off – and then forgot about. I then read a bit more about the book and the next time I put in an amazon order, I ordered it. It came in, I cleaned out my project bag – and realized I had two copies.
Still haven’t read it. Hope it’s good.
Right now, I’m listening to More Shine by Si*Se http://www.myspace.com/sise – good stuff there.

You want that when?

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On December 18, 2009

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Yesterday was a rough day at work. Late morning I found out that I needed to build two websites – one of those was for credit card payments – and then update a third one when all was said and done. And they needed it by 4:00 that day. I told everyone involved to get me the info we needed and I would get it done – after the Traditional Thursday Awesome Chipotle Burrito. I got everything done in record time and got the final approvals at 3:55.

In unrelated news… the day before I was running short on time for lunch and got a bag of Chili Cheese Potato Skins chips. They tasted pretty good, but I could not get rid of the aftertaste no matter what I tried. Mints, cough drops – neither worked. I was worried that I had somehow tainted my own soul and was going to taste this forever, but it went away later that day.
Today, we had a meeting about the strategic plan for the university. It was okay – the necktie I was wearing cut into my oxygen supply and I had some trouble concentrating – might have been a really awesome meeting for all I know. There were a few good questions and comments to the president of the university – and a couple that were so insanely and painfully stupid that I feared for the sanity of the entire human species. Yes, they were that bad. If I had cringed any more, I would have collapsed in on myself like a black hole.
I hit the pool afterwards and got in my laps – and got moved to another lane when a swim team showed up to practice. I always feel so… slow, when the high schoolers hit the pool, but at least I’m trying.
We had a quick webteam meeting today as well. Looks like we’re moving to a new office of cubicles, instead of the larger cube farm we currently inhabit. And my new cubicle will be… slightly smaller. Which is not a big deal, though at one point there was some discussion on me getting my own office. Politics and optimum space utilization stood in the way of that – and it’s just as well. Not sure when the move will be happening, most likely early next year.
1/2 an hour to go today – it’s been really dragging. I think I may go get a beverage and wrap up some email.

2% or 3%?

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On December 16, 2009

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An email came in today from the president of the university – looks like we’re getting a one time bonus of 2% of our base pay. Which is pretty cool – especially since we haven’t had raises in a while. I was pretty excited about that and sent an instant message to one of my co-workers in my group. Here is the transcript of that conversation:

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anthony serpette says (1:58 PM):
did you see the email from Dr. P?
it ended up in my junk folder – but it was not junk
c says (1:59 PM):
yea, 3% isn’t bad
I’ll take it
anthony serpette says (2:03 PM):
3%?
mine said 2%
c says (2:03 PM):
I’ve had better, but that’s not bad
what?
earlier today the University’s Board of Trustees endorsed my recommendation to grant all employees a one-time payment amounting to 3 percent of their current base salary that I sincerely hope will make the Holidays a bit brighter for everyone.
anthony serpette says (2:04 PM):
you’re screwing with me, aren’t you?
c says (2:04 PM):
what do you mean/
?
Yours said 2?
re-read it
anthony serpette says (2:04 PM):
mine says 2 percent
c says (2:04 PM):
r u sure?
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At this point, I was now talking over the cubicle walls to another co-worker, who confirmed that his email said 3%. I told “C” to stop over to read the message and I highlighted the text on my email. He was surprised and as puzzled as I was about it and I starting thinking about seniority, base pay calculations, etc – then I asked if I could see his email. Thinking – perhaps – this was a different email list with some programming to do a calculation that failed.
It was then that he broke down and told me that he was messing with me. And he got my other co-worker to go along with it.
The conversation via IM starts up again:
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anthony serpette says (2:07 PM):
you, sir, are a bitch
c says (2:23 PM):
you should’ve seen your face
that was fucking hilarious
anthony serpette says (2:24 PM):
I went from “excited about the bonus” to “ummm… I thought I was doing a good job here?” to ” you guys suck”
c says (2:24 PM):
I’m gonna save this IM thread and frame it.
anthony serpette says (2:25 PM):
I’m putting it in my blog
c says (2:25 PM):
lol
Your face was red
you were pissed
c says (2:26 PM):
lol
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My other co-worker sent me a note as well:
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b says (2:24 PM):
just so you know, it was all C’s idea
anthony serpette says (2:25 PM):
yeah, I figured. 🙂 It was very well executed – and it wouldn’t have worked so well if you hadn’t been in on it. Nicely done.
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So, I got punked. But it was pretty funny when it was all done. Hats off to my clever co-workers. 🙂

It’s loud on purpose

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On December 14, 2009

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On Saturday morning, after I was awake and watching TV but before my room-mate had started moving around, the smoke detector went off. This freaking thing is loud – really loud. And even worse is that all the detectors are tied together – when one goes off, they all go off. But, you can only reset them from the primary one going off.

Which is upstairs. So, I first tried fanning the air near the downstairs one, noticed it was a green light, then went upstairs and reached up to hit the button to silence the hall alarm.
Now, that’s tough to do. The noise is so loud and intense that going towards the alarm is painful – the correct impulse is to go away from it. Quickly.
I went back downstairs to TV and paper folding – only to have the alarm go off again. Back upstairs to push the button. This time, I tried holding it in to see if it would reset. After a while, it seemed like it worked and the light turned green. Peace and quiet.
But it was not to last. The dang thing started going off again every 10 minutes or so – all the while I’m rushing up to silence it and hoping that it will clear itself and my room-mate (who’s now awake and moving around) keeps talking about calling the maintenance guy and keeps not actually making the call. Finally, we track down the problem to a candle that had been left burning over night. Scary, but not too bad. We open up the apartment to the cool December to try and get rid of the smoke that we couldn’t smell but was pissing of the detector. Our neighbor came over and showed us how to disconnect the detector and pull the battery to finally shut it up. We need to put it back, but the thought of that going off again makes my head hurt.
Did a little shopping over the weekend as well. The crowds were not too bad, parking was a little rough, and the lines were pretty intense. I’m pretty much done with my shopping and wrapping.
My recent origami project has been making wreaths. Each one takes 18 squares of paper. With the paper I had I was able to make 17 of them – 306 modules folded. I used glue to help hold them together and then added some ribbon. Strangely enough, I did this project without a clear idea of what to do with them or who to give them too. Eh, I’ll figure it out – and I’ll get a picture as well.
It’s only 9:30 and I feel like I’ve been here at work for 17 hours already. Finals week was last week and things are very quiet around here now. I think it’s going to be a long week.

There goes the tree again

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On December 8, 2009

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I was in the basement wrapping presents yesterday when I heard my room-mate get home. He said something like “not again!” and I came up to see what was going on. The Christmas tree, which I’m pretty sure was standing up when I got home, had fallen down again. More broken ornaments – this time with broken limbs as well. While the tree was still on its side we tried to adjust the base and tighten it up a bit. The duct tape being used to thicken the trunk so that the base would grip it seemed to be the problem, so I suggested we replace the tape or use wooden blocks and tape to get it back in place. Actually, I really just wanted to screw a hook into the wall and anchor it that way, but my room-mate wasn’t having any of that. So, I went out to the garage and cut some chunks of wood and then he got under the tree and I stood there holding the tree up. It was still leaning, so we tried additional wood under the base.

Still leaning, but now in new and exciting directions. I suggested a new tree base or perhaps a new tree since this one give anyone that touches it a rash. Maybe after the holidays when we can get one on sale.
If it falls again – he’s on his own.

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