While I like solving problems, I don’t like solving them more than once.  When I solve a problem, it should stay solved.

Which is why I don’t like plumbing.   Or software where I don’t have access to really fix the problem.

And today it was software. 

We have a program that is normally pretty awesome, but there’s an email problem where it sometimes puts people on a blocked list and then not tell anyone about it.   The emails fail, panic ensures – the usual.

The “fix” – if that’s what you can call it – is to contact the company’s support and request that the addresses be taken off the double-top-secret blocked list.

I’ve got a process to identify the problem when it occurs and I know how to report it to get it quickly resolved.

Except not anymore.

The company has added an AI layer to the support process and it is…not great.    When prompted, I put in my request knowing full well this was going to fail but not having any other option. And believe me, I looked for any other option. 

The bot replies that it isn’t allowed to access user information – big surprise – then asks if that answered my question.   (Really?)

I click the No button and it tells me that it is very sorry – and asks me if I would like to contact support. 

I tell it yes, and it offers chat, telephone, or email.  Since I have 25 addresses that need to be removed from the blocked list, Chat and Phone aren’t going to cut it. 

I select Email and it tries to redirect me – and then just sits there spinning.   I eventually realize that it’s trying to open a new browser window and I click to allow that.  But, by that point, it has forgotten what it was doing and reloads the page I’m on – right up to the point where it tries to hand off to the email support option.  I try reloading the chat to get it to trigger again and it keeps getting hung up.

So, I close the entire browser, reopen, log back in, and make my way back to the bot and this time I’m more vague on my request to just get past it.  I was tired of playing the game by that point and so was the AI.  It replied with “I”m sorry I can’t do that, Dave”.  We jump through the hoops again before it finally hands me to the email window.  

I put in the request quickly since I’m on familiar ground now and the system opens a ticket.  

So, I head over to the ticket system to see if I could have bypassed this by creating a new ticket directly – but, no, I can view and edit (and close! it helpfully notes) tickets, but can’t create them. 

I knew the AI couldn’t help and the AI knew it couldn’t help.  And I have to imagine the company techs that put this in also knew it couldn’t help.  

But here we are.  Trying desperately to make AI a useful thing instead of a hindrance or a scam. 

I, for one, welcome the inevitable rise of our robot overlords.  

But they aren’t here yet.