bro selfie

I think I may reached a new low point in my life.

I went for a run today after work and I had on this gear:

1. A fitted baseball cap, worn backwards
2. A sleeveless shirt with an abstract design
3. “long” shorts. (yes, I know, I know)
4. Overly bright and colorful sneakers
5. Sunglasess and headphones.

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror…

No, that’s a lie. I stopped to flex in the mirror.

…and I realized I was dressed – from head to toe – like a ‘bro’.

Or maybe even a ‘brah’.

So, I took a selfie just to be sure and yes, I was a ‘brah’.

I have included the photo as a proclamation of my shame.

The run went okay. I was slightly slower than usual – better breathing, but sore all over. I think I’ll try to keep up with it.