Just got back from a week long vacation on Hilton Head Island.  Rather than a day by day run-down of the trip, I thought a topical overview would be more interesting.   So, the Ocean.

I swam 10 miles over the course of the week.  2 miles per day, usually one in the morning and one in the afternoon, though the last 2 days had me going twice in the morning so I would have the afternoons free. The ocean wasn’t very rough and the currents weren’t as strong as I expected.  It was actually a little boring at times.  I know I can do a mile in about 40 minutes in the pool, so I timed my ocean  trips and decided that if I swam 45 minutes, that would be about a mile’s worth of effort.

I did have to take a break in the middle for a day since I was attacked by a Kraken.   And by “Kraken” I mean a shell that I tried to pick up off the floor of the ocean with my feet.  And by “attacked”, I mean that the sharp edge of the shell cut my left big toe.  Enough that I was bleeding by the time I got back up to the beach.  I poured water over it to get most of the sand out and then put on flip flops to hobble back to the condo.  I got it cleaned up, slathered on the neosporin, and slapped a band-aid on it.  It still seeped for a couple days, but the waterproof band-aids I got did their job and I was back in the ocean.

Along with the “mystery shell of death” aka “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”, I found a lot of sand dollars (living), a bunch of small empty shells, and several broken horseshoe crab shells.  I saw some dolphins in the water on the way across the bridge to the island, a couple jumping fish, was nearly dive-bombed by some pelicans, and  – on the last day – a jelly-fish.  Sharks don’t really worry me much – the odds are against an attack – and I know how to handle rip tides.  But a jelly-fish?  I don’t mess around with those.

Another danger of the deep – well, the shallows – were a couple of asshole surf-casters. Despite the clearly posted signs at the entrance to the beach prohibiting fishing from the shore since it was a swimming beach, there were a couple guys out on different days doing just that.   I yelled at one of them as I swam past that it was dangerous for him to be fishing while there were swimmers in the water.  He yelled back that I was far enough out that it wouldn’t matter.

That, of course, is not the damn point.  I was pretty steamed, but since I couldn’t find a lifeguard and I was done with my swim for the day I didn’t confront him further.  Still.  The shell was pretty bad, but I can’t imagine how much it would suck to get hooked.

The ocean part of my trip ended peacefully though.  Took a couple of late night walks on the beach and enjoyed the sound of the waves, the stars overhead and cool breeze.  Too bad I couldn’t take that with me – though the sunshine during the day did give me an excellent tan that will last a while as I go back to work in my windowless office.