{"id":797,"date":"2011-04-20T12:07:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-20T12:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/20\/dog\/"},"modified":"2011-04-20T12:07:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T12:07:00","slug":"dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/20\/dog\/","title":{"rendered":"dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to mention one part of the walk from the other night.   I was taking a slight shortcut through a bank parking lot and out of the corner of my eye I saw some movement behind and to the side of me.  I turned and saw a dog.   Here&#8217;s a reconstruction of what went though my head while I was busy being startled:<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>DOG!-straylostrabies?!-(werewolf?)-rabies!-lostdog-stray-help?-run?-CHASED!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I made a loud noise and shouted at it to leave me alone.  It was a pretty good sized dog and it was a full moon &#8211; so, I was totally justified in the werewolf thought.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The dog wandered away and successfully made the trip across a busy road to pester some people at the dollar store.  I continued on to Starbucks &#8211; and kept looking for the moon.<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/6913097901389264887-1725356987592531935?l=thunderofwade.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to mention one part of the walk from the other night. I was taking a slight shortcut through a bank parking lot and out of the corner of my eye I saw some movement behind and to the side of me. I turned and saw a dog. Here&#8217;s a reconstruction of what went [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}