{"id":794,"date":"2011-04-12T21:04:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T21:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/12\/accidental-frappuccino\/"},"modified":"2011-04-12T21:04:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T21:04:00","slug":"accidental-frappuccino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/12\/accidental-frappuccino\/","title":{"rendered":"accidental frappuccino"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I headed over to the nearby school of law today for a beverage &#8211; since the computer center vending machines don&#8217;t have the selection or the convenience of using our campus ID for payment.  My co-worker went with me since he wanted to get out of the office for a few minutes as well.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I swiped my card and punched in the code for a cranberry juice.  The machine did its thing, but when the bottle dropped, it neatly wedged itself between the plexiglass front, a side panel, and the corner.   I gave the machine an experimental shove and quickly concluded that I was out of luck.  I swore quietly and my co-worker came over to give it a try.  He used what was right on the edge of excessive force, and then went ahead and crossed the line to excessive.   To the point that I thought he might break the machine &#8211; not a good thing in a building full of lawyers.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>After a few moments, something odd happened.  The cranberry juice bottle refused to budge &#8211; of course &#8211; but another bottle fell instead.  In the far upper left corner of the machine are the really pricey drinks and apparently they are vulnerable to machine shaking.  Down tumbled a cold bottle of Starbucks Coffee Vanilla Frappuccino &#8211; which I&#8217;ve never tried.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We quickly headed back to the office &#8211; leaving behind the stranded bottle of juice in favor of the iced coffee drink.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It was good.  It tasted of anarchy.   \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/6913097901389264887-7149785527066753862?l=thunderofwade.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I headed over to the nearby school of law today for a beverage &#8211; since the computer center vending machines don&#8217;t have the selection or the convenience of using our campus ID for payment. My co-worker went with me since he wanted to get out of the office for a few minutes as well. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}