{"id":787,"date":"2011-03-25T13:48:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T13:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/25\/humor-in-emails\/"},"modified":"2011-03-25T13:48:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T13:48:00","slug":"humor-in-emails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/25\/humor-in-emails\/","title":{"rendered":"humor in emails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two emails that I&#8217;ve recently sent:<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;<span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: rgb(31, 73, 125); \">As Supreme Overlord \u2122 of the SYMPA List management system, my powers are vast and amazing.  Unfortunately, while I can see what lists you are a member of, I don&#8217;t have a way to view a list of lists that you own.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: rgb(31, 73, 125); \"><\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: rgb(31, 73, 125); \"> <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: rgb(31, 73, 125); \">Guess I&#8217;m going to have to get rid of that &#8220;I&#8217;m omnipotent!  Ask me literally anything!&#8221; name-badge.<\/span>&#8220;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>and in response to &#8220;<span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: rgb(31, 73, 125); font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; \">How can we end world corruption?&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: rgb(31, 73, 125); font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; \"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: rgb(31, 73, 125); font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; \">&#8220;<\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: rgb(31, 73, 125); \">Wait\u2026 End world corruption?   I&#8217;ve been trying to increase it all these years.&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Just doing my part to keep my co-workers guessing.<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/6913097901389264887-3323999762820653576?l=thunderofwade.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two emails that I&#8217;ve recently sent: &#8220;As Supreme Overlord \u2122 of the SYMPA List management system, my powers are vast and amazing. Unfortunately, while I can see what lists you are a member of, I don&#8217;t have a way to view a list of lists that you own. Guess I&#8217;m going to have to get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}