{"id":713,"date":"2010-06-01T18:48:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-01T18:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/01\/sneezing\/"},"modified":"2010-06-01T18:48:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-01T18:48:00","slug":"sneezing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/01\/sneezing\/","title":{"rendered":"sneezing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just sneezed &#8211; twice.  It was horrible.   Felt like something inside my nose got knocked loose and was deeply pissed off.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It wasn&#8217;t as bad as my first post-surgery sneeze.  I was advised to  &#8220;not hold anything back&#8221; and as a result &#8211; from across the room &#8211; I managed to spray bloody mucus on the door to the basement.    Not a lot, mind you, but enough that it made a noise when it hit.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Someday &#8211; hopefully soon &#8211; I&#8217;ll be able to blow my nose.   I expect a choir of angels to appear and sing when that happens.<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/6913097901389264887-8258728470650510363?l=thunderofwade.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just sneezed &#8211; twice. It was horrible. Felt like something inside my nose got knocked loose and was deeply pissed off. It wasn&#8217;t as bad as my first post-surgery sneeze. I was advised to &#8220;not hold anything back&#8221; and as a result &#8211; from across the room &#8211; I managed to spray bloody mucus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}