{"id":658,"date":"2009-10-05T16:34:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-05T16:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/05\/phrase-lazy\/"},"modified":"2009-10-05T16:34:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-05T16:34:00","slug":"phrase-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/05\/phrase-lazy\/","title":{"rendered":"phrase, lazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On my hurried walk up to the pool for my mid-day swim (only 18 laps, I was in a hurry &#8211; as I may have mentioned) I heard the following fragment of a conversation.   Spoken as clear as the day is long  &#8211; and keep in mind it&#8217;s Monday, the longest day of the week &#8211; I quote the phrase exactly and in its entirety:<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;He pooped on Amanda&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I have no idea what that exactly that refers to.   If it was a baby or a puppy, well, it&#8217;s almost cute. Anything else, and well, gross.  In any case, poor Amanda.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>On the way back from my swim, I saw the most lazy thing I&#8217;ve ever seen.  Even more lazy than in that Jumper movie where the guy teleports to the other side of the couch because the remote is out of reach.    <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I saw a person in a power wheelchair crusing down the walkway at a pretty good clip &#8211; with a person seated on the back of the chair between the handles.    Now, I have no way of knowing if this second person was able to walk on their own, but I strongly suspect that they were perfectly capable of walking or even pushing the chair if it came down to it.      Lazy.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Almost meeting time&#8230; back to work&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-2398090145381074588?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my hurried walk up to the pool for my mid-day swim (only 18 laps, I was in a hurry &#8211; as I may have mentioned) I heard the following fragment of a conversation. Spoken as clear as the day is long &#8211; and keep in mind it&#8217;s Monday, the longest day of the week [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}