{"id":603,"date":"2009-06-04T19:17:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T19:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/04\/pants\/"},"modified":"2009-06-04T19:17:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T19:17:00","slug":"pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/04\/pants\/","title":{"rendered":"pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My co-worker and I went to <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\">Chipotle<\/span> for our weekly lunch event. \u00a0 We met up with his cousin and sat at a table outside to enjoy the sunshine. \u00a0I was part way through my burrito when my co-worker spilled his drink.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I could see it racing across the table toward me and I had only a moment to act. \u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Abandon the burrito and use the lag time that gave me to get out of the way\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>or<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Carefully set my burrito down in the tray, protecting it from the soda, and take whatever came at me. \u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Well, there was really no question about which way that was going to go. \u00a0 I carefully set my burrito down and moved away from the table &#8211; too late to avoid the onrush of soda that soaked my pants. \u00a0\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But, the burrito was safe and that&#8217;s all that mattered. \u00a0 My co-worker felt bad, but my pants dried quickly in the sun. \u00a0 And the burrito was awesome.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>later&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-764884311415547142?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My co-worker and I went to Chipotle for our weekly lunch event. \u00a0 We met up with his cousin and sat at a table outside to enjoy the sunshine. \u00a0I was part way through my burrito when my co-worker spilled his drink. I could see it racing across the table toward me and I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}