{"id":553,"date":"2009-01-20T19:21:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T19:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/20\/stench\/"},"modified":"2009-01-20T19:21:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-20T19:21:00","slug":"stench","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/20\/stench\/","title":{"rendered":"stench"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to drink a lot more water, just in general.   As a consequence, I&#8217;m headed to the bathroom more frequently than I used to be.   Not normally a big deal, it&#8217;s not like I get my pay docked or anything.   Today, however, both bathrooms here in the building have contained a most unholy stench.   Eye watering, choking, pore clentching stench.   I have never peed so fast in my life.  <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-298724673751140091?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to drink a lot more water, just in general. As a consequence, I&#8217;m headed to the bathroom more frequently than I used to be. Not normally a big deal, it&#8217;s not like I get my pay docked or anything. Today, however, both bathrooms here in the building have contained a most unholy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}