{"id":526,"date":"2008-11-07T12:41:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T12:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/07\/swim-paper\/"},"modified":"2008-11-07T12:41:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T12:41:00","slug":"swim-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/07\/swim-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"swim, paper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got in 30 laps today &#8211; I think.  I had a lot of difficulty keeping count for some reason. <br \/>So, call it 30 +\/- 1.5<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s really warm in the building again today &#8211; I&#8217;m in short-sleeves and getting sleepy from the heat.  The temp gauge in my co-workers cubicle reads in at 84.2 degrees.  Annoying.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up a copy of the student paper today &#8211; it has several stories on the home page about the election as I expected, but at the bottom of the front page it has an advertisement.    The ad has an attractive young woman surrounded by rose petals and it&#8217;s for  a local plastic surgery center.  It lists their website, their services, and a tag-line of &#8220;It&#8217;s time to love yourself a little more,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How screwed up is that?   As if college girls don&#8217;t have enough to deal with &#8211; now they have an ad on the front page of the school newspaper implying that they could love themselves more (and presumably other people would love them  more too) &#8211; if only they got a little plastic surgery.<\/p>\n<p>(sigh)<\/p>\n<p>Well, at least the day is almost over.  It&#8217;s been a really long week and I&#8217;m tired.  It&#8217;s also entirely possible that the highlight of my weekend might be buying a new shower curtain &#8211; and that&#8217;s not necessarily a bad thing.<\/p>\n<p>later&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-3955158930745877401?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got in 30 laps today &#8211; I think. I had a lot of difficulty keeping count for some reason. So, call it 30 +\/- 1.5 It&#8217;s really warm in the building again today &#8211; I&#8217;m in short-sleeves and getting sleepy from the heat. The temp gauge in my co-workers cubicle reads in at 84.2 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}