{"id":372,"date":"2007-08-20T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T19:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/20\/game-swim-headache\/"},"modified":"2007-08-20T19:37:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T19:37:00","slug":"game-swim-headache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/20\/game-swim-headache\/","title":{"rendered":"game, swim, headache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, playing final fantasy xii this weekend &#8211; here&#8217;s how it went down.  <br \/>1. Found myself at a village by the river, can&#8217;t cross because the barge is on the other side. <br \/>2. Need to cross to complete a quest and take out an evil chicken-thing.<br \/>3. Look for alternate route, find one (I think) but blocked by a sandstorm.<\/p>\n<p>A little later on in the game, I go to the entrance to the dessert and meet a dude who is studying sandstorms (!)  He suggests that I talk to man sitting at the fountain.  Man at fountain says he used to stop sandstorms all the time with a device, but his buddy has half of it.  Buddy is in the sewers.  <\/p>\n<p>I head to the sewers and find his buddy, who says he hid his half of the device out in the dessert under a giant cactus.  He is a little vague as to where.  I head out to the dessert and look under dozens of cacti until I find it.   Back to the sewers &#8211; the buddy is gone.  Back to the fountain &#8211; that guy is gone too.   Find them both at the entrance to the dessert where the fountain dude does &#8220;something&#8221; to whatever it was I found under the cactus and tells me it will now work &#8211; whatever that means.  The dude studying sandstorms says he can&#8217;t go because his funding was cut. He suggests that I go there on my own &#8211; if that&#8217;s what I really want to do.<\/p>\n<p>After all that? Hell yeah I want to go.  Dumbass&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>So, I make my way back through the dessert to the sandstorm area.  The device is working, apparently, since the sands open up and&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a big freaking DINOSAUR!  waiting for me.  He&#8217;s apparently deeply pissed off and hungry.  My characters swing into action and in a few moments, the three main characters are dead.  I call up the reserves and they don&#8217;t last any longer.   In less than 2 minutes, everyone is dead and the dinosaur is almost entirely unhurt.  Game Over.<\/p>\n<p>I then turned off the playstation and went to read a book.<\/p>\n<p>In other news&#8230; went swimming today.   I headed for the nearest open lane from the locker room and got in.  I was about to put my goggles on when one of the life guards started talking to me.  I couldn&#8217;t hear and got out to talk to them.  Apparently, the two entirely unmarked lanes were closed since they were afraid that the ceiling would collapse. <\/p>\n<p>Ummm&#8230; what? <\/p>\n<p>So, I switched lanes to the deep end and started my swim.  I was going along pretty well until guys got into lanes on either side of me and proceeded to lap the hell out of me.  I felt&#8230; slow.  Still, I comforted myself with the notion that I had already done 16 laps by the time they started, but it was still unpleasant.   I nearly gave up at 18 since I was so tired, but struggled on to 27 somehow &#8211; putting me at 3\/4 of a mile for the day.   The ceiling never did collapse while I was there, may be interesting to see when I go back on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I&#8217;ve had a headache most of the day.  And staring at a computer screen for 8 hours really hasn&#8217;t helped.  I&#8217;m going home in a few and I think I may actually try to nap &#8211; which I&#8217;m not very good at.<\/p>\n<p>that&#8217;s it for now&#8230; later&#8230;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-2311308443543761757?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, playing final fantasy xii this weekend &#8211; here&#8217;s how it went down. 1. Found myself at a village by the river, can&#8217;t cross because the barge is on the other side. 2. Need to cross to complete a quest and take out an evil chicken-thing.3. 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