I had a dream where someone in the neighborhood managed to capture a werewolf the first night of a full moon.\u00a0 They butchered the creature while it was still alive so it didn\u2019t turn back into a human. And then ground the meat into burger patties and served it at a community cook-out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently, biting a werewolf is the same as being bitten by a werewolf. So, several dozen people were infected and all of them turned into werewolves the next night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don\u2019t remember if I ate a hotdog or grilled chicken at the cookout, but I was not infected.\u00a0 I was hiding out in a ghost kitchen\/warehouse when they all caught up with me. Dozens of howling, slavering, human-sized wolves destroying everything in their way as they tore through the kitchen to get to me. I was backed into a dead-end row of shelves when they fell on me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I woke up in absolute terror and shivered so hard that my muscles hurt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some people dream of being back in high school and forgetting their locker combination or \u201cI have to give a speech and I\u2019m not wearing pants. Oh no!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My nightmares are not for amatures or the faint of heart. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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