Had a dream that I was in a large house with my family and we all went downstairs to the basement. In the basement was a large shop set up with many circular clothing racks of the same style of tracksuit – with different bright colors and sizes – all with bible verses on them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The shop had five lines of people standing waiting to check out, but only one cashier (with a calculator) and a record\/inventory keeping person. Everyone was waiting patiently, but progress was very slow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My family picked out their tracksuits and got in line to pay. I moved off to the side to get out of the way and ended up in front of a staffed, but otherwise unoccupied, customer service desk. We didn’t interact with each other and I realized I was only wearing shorts, shoes, and my Akron baseball hat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I got bored quickly and went partly up the crowded stairs, stopping at a landing. Many people came past me down the stairs – presumably to buy bible tracksuits – and were tossing Halloween candy into a bin near me. I found out that donations of Halloween candy to the poor would results in a discount, but many people would come right back up after seeing the line and not purchase the tracksuits. They would still toss an item in the bin on their way up – since it was for the poor – but would then leave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I kept waiting and people watching, then decided to help myself to some candy from the bin. I picked out a full sized milky way bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After finishing the candy bar and a little while longer of waiting, a full-sized real-live moose came up the stairs. I casually moved around the corner of the stairwell to get out of the way without making it mad and while I was clear, it wasn’t enough for one of the guys that lived in the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently the moose was a common occurrence and he had appointed himself the protector. I had my back to the moose and he stood behind me and wrapped his arms around me in a protective bear hug. Since he was much bigger than me, the moose’s rear hoof that would have missed me grazed his back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the moose had passed I thanked him – out of courtesy over anything he had actually done – and he decided we were now best friends. He introduced me to his Waifu – calling himself a weeb – and then proceeded to draw me a picture of his favorite anime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I woke up, confused and disturbed. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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