{"id":324,"date":"2007-03-08T12:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T12:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/08\/bananas\/"},"modified":"2007-03-08T12:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T12:15:00","slug":"bananas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/08\/bananas\/","title":{"rendered":"bananas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, I dreamed I was working as a volunteer at a zoo.   My job was to patrol the monkey enclosure and in this case to try and a coax a little girl out of the fenced in area, where she had snuck in &#8211; after convincing herself that she was a monkey.   I was hunkered down near the opening, eating a banana, trying to lure her out &#8211; since monkeys like bananas, it seemed like a good plan.  I also had to keep the other monkeys distracted so they didn&#8217;t come after my bananas or attack the girl.  <\/p>\n<p>I woke up before I got her out of the monkey pen, but I&#8217;m pretty sure I was making progress.  I got up to go to the bathroom and realized that I was still tasting bananas.    Now, it&#8217;s slightly possible that I sleepwalked downstairs and ate a real banana in the grip of my monkey dream &#8211; but the taste faded out far too quickly to have been real bananas.<\/p>\n<p>It was pretty freaky.<\/p>\n<p>Not much else going on this morning &#8211; so, back to work&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-261265641420616993?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, I dreamed I was working as a volunteer at a zoo. My job was to patrol the monkey enclosure and in this case to try and a coax a little girl out of the fenced in area, where she had snuck in &#8211; after convincing herself that she was a monkey. I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}