{"id":2781,"date":"2024-07-07T17:14:25","date_gmt":"2024-07-07T21:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2781"},"modified":"2024-07-07T17:14:25","modified_gmt":"2024-07-07T21:14:25","slug":"not-weird-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2024\/07\/07\/not-weird-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"not weird enough"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When I was a kid, I could spend literally hours in a book &#8211; reading through page after page at a breakneck speed. Less reading, really, and more like absorbing the stories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But then a smart phone came along and my attention span fell apart.&nbsp; Now, I would have trouble concentrating for a long period of time with the siren song of the interwebs calling from my pocket.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn&#8217;t like that I had become so easily distracted and resolved to recapture the immersion and speed from my younger days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And it&#8217;s worked, mostly.&nbsp; A cup of tea, a comfortable chair, and a good book with a silenced phone meant I could escape again into some fantastical world again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Provided it was a good book.&nbsp; With all the books I&#8217;ve read over the years, I have a pretty high standard for my reading materials and if I&#8217;m going to invest my time &#8211; it had better be good and it had better be weird.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(I have also gotten a bit snobbish about the size of books.\u00a0 $23 for a novella?\u00a0 <em>Absurd<\/em>!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was pretty excited when I picked up a new book that had an interesting cover, an interesting title, and a summary that suggested it would be quite weird.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then&#8230; it wasn&#8217;t very weird.&nbsp; Things happened to people and people did things, but it was at this strange remove.&nbsp; I was 3\/4 of the way through before the first ghost ship showed up, but there was no connection or reason.&nbsp; It simply was.&nbsp; Where was the mythology?&nbsp; Why were these things happening?&nbsp; It just plodded along until at the end when the ghosts animated wax figures from a museum and&#8230;saved the day?&nbsp; I guess?&nbsp; I lost the thread somewhere in there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I read it all the way through &#8211; seems courteous &#8211; but added it to the Half-Priced books pile when I closed the cover.&nbsp; I didn&#8217;t like it, but perhaps someone else will.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve moved on now to a suitably weird and consistently weird (and reasonably priced) new book and I&#8217;ve spent much of the weekend sitting outside in the sunshine &#8211; with my nose buried in a fantastical tale.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I should be.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a kid, I could spend literally hours in a book &#8211; reading through page after page at a breakneck speed. Less reading, really, and more like absorbing the stories. But then a smart phone came along and my attention span fell apart.&nbsp; Now, I would have trouble concentrating for a long period [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2782,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781\/revisions\/2782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}