{"id":265,"date":"2006-07-17T11:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T11:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/kitty-litter-new-friends-apple-chips-and-saving-jane\/"},"modified":"2006-07-17T11:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-17T11:46:00","slug":"kitty-litter-new-friends-apple-chips-and-saving-jane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/kitty-litter-new-friends-apple-chips-and-saving-jane\/","title":{"rendered":"kitty litter, new friends, apple &quot;chips&quot;, and Saving Jane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a community festival over the weekend &#8211; one of those smallish town kinda things. The day I went was after several days of the festival being rained out, so the ground was saturated. The parks department used an absorbant material to help with the water and mud &#8211; kitty litter. Unfortunatly, there&#8217;s only so much that kitty litter can do &#8211; and after a while, even that got saturated and started to smell. I thought it smelled like rotten grain, and it was decided that was better that what other people thought it smelled like.<\/p>\n<p>The area in front of the stage was filling up fast, so I staked out some turf in the beer area at a picnic table. I had my bottle of soda and a book with me and was settled in for the concert about 40 mintues before it started. Unfortuntaly, I made a new friend. A guy staggered over and asked what time it was. I told him, and he then sat down. Which is fine, I was more than happy to share the picnic table. He then, however, proceeded to tell me is life story. I tried to toss a couple comments out there and then go back to my book, but he kept going on. So, I put my book away and tried to listen. Why? Because people that are really drunk tend to be more than a little crazy. And Anthony&#8217;s rule #1 &#8211; Don&#8217;t F#@% with crazy people.  I didn&#8217;t want to talk to him, but I also didn&#8217;t want to end up on his bad side.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, I chugged the rest of my soda, told him the time, and left with an excuse to get something to drink.   When I eventually came back around to that area, I saw that he&#8217;d trapped a couple more people and manged to avoid him.<\/p>\n<p>During the rounds through the carnival area while looking for some bottled water, I saw a sign for Carmel Apple Chips &#8211; which sounded pretty good to me.   Now, I was thinking that this would be dried apple with some kind of carmel coating or a dipping cup of caramel.   Not the case.    In this instance, Apple Chips refered to Apple Slices in a small bowl filled with caramel, whipped cream, and a cherry.   Totally not what I expected.  It was difficult to eat since you couldn&#8217;t really scoop up enough caramel to make it worthwhile.  So, I just ate the apples and found some bottled water.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, back at the beer tent area &#8211; I staked out a claim on some standing room and waited.  I did a little folding &#8211; &#8217;cause that&#8217;s what I do &#8211; and gave away my creations to a toddler, much to the surprise and amusement of her parents. <\/p>\n<p>The concert started and Saving Jane rocked.   The sound could have been a little better, but it was still good.   The crowd, however, didn&#8217;t really get it.   I was pretty much the only person jumping around and shouting, like you&#8217;re supposed to do at a rock concert.   Even the people who seemed interested, taking photos and the like, weren&#8217;t even tapping their feet.  I think the crowd was mostly people who were at the festival and noticed &#8211; &#8220;hey, look, I think there&#8217;s going to be music, let&#8217;s get the stroller and some chairs and go on over&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Chairs? At a rock concert?  You see what I&#8217;m working with here, don&#8217;t you?   Anyway, the band was cool and one of my friends got to hang with them after the show, so that was cool too. <\/p>\n<p>So, my shoes are still a mess, my calves hurt from jumping around, and I&#8217;m tired from not nearly enough sleep over the weekend, but I still had fun.<\/p>\n<p>And now, back to work&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-115313823803290197?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a community festival over the weekend &#8211; one of those smallish town kinda things. The day I went was after several days of the festival being rained out, so the ground was saturated. The parks department used an absorbant material to help with the water and mud &#8211; kitty litter. 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