{"id":262,"date":"2006-07-10T17:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T17:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/10\/tux-fitting-and-a-small-attempt-at-humor\/"},"modified":"2006-07-10T17:18:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-10T17:18:00","slug":"tux-fitting-and-a-small-attempt-at-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/10\/tux-fitting-and-a-small-attempt-at-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"tux fitting and a small attempt at humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got measured yesterday for my tux for my sister&#8217;s wedding.   I wasn&#8217;t in the system properly since they forgot the &#8220;r&#8221; in my last name, but they eventually tracked the info down and got started.   Things went pretty smoothly until they were ringing up the order and I asked if any of the cuff-links shot darts.   The salesgirl was a little puzzled.  I explained, &#8220;like in James Bond&#8221; &#8211; she dribbled out a nervous laugh and said, &#8220;oh no, we&#8217;d get in trouble&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ummm&#8230;that was humor.  I&#8217;m almost sure of it. <\/p>\n<p>So, I concluded the transaction and got the heck out of there.<\/p>\n<p>In other news&#8230;I think I left a window open at home when I left for work.   And the thunder in my headsets from the Weather Channel icon on my desktop means that I&#8217;m most likely to have a damp apartment when I get home. <\/p>\n<p>Back to work&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-115255221180865010?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got measured yesterday for my tux for my sister&#8217;s wedding. I wasn&#8217;t in the system properly since they forgot the &#8220;r&#8221; in my last name, but they eventually tracked the info down and got started. Things went pretty smoothly until they were ringing up the order and I asked if any of the cuff-links [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}