{"id":2497,"date":"2019-05-10T02:05:05","date_gmt":"2019-05-10T02:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2497"},"modified":"2019-05-10T02:13:04","modified_gmt":"2019-05-10T02:13:04","slug":"dirtbags-in-the-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2019\/05\/10\/dirtbags-in-the-pool\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirtbags in the pool"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I had a really good swim the other day and my last 50 meters (the long length of the pool) I did in 51.5 seconds. &nbsp;Which is pretty awesome.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pumped up from that, I hit the pool today and while I wasn\u2019t going to break any records &#8211; I was looking forward to my swim. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There was a woman already swimming in the lane and since she was alone in the lane, she was swimming down the middle. &nbsp;Once I was sure she saw me and moved over to one side, I hopped in and got started.  And as we went along, we naturally split the lane and were completely out of each other\u2019s way.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Enter then, the Dirtbags. &nbsp;DB1 (the leader), DB2, and DB3. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All were much faster swimmers than we were and at least two of them were getting direction from one of the swim coaches.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, there\u2019s strike one. &nbsp;They had the rest of the pool for training, but had to take over the one Open Swim Lane.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There were 5 of us for a bit, but the woman that was there stopped swimming almost as soon as these guys got in. &nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, strike two. &nbsp;Lane hogging and driving people out is not right.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then, DB1 went full DB. &nbsp;On nearly every lap, he would stop and rest at the shallow end and then wait until just after I\u2019d turned around. &nbsp;Then he\u2019d take off and pass me &#8211; flailing around enough to swamp water in my face as he went past and then cutting me off as he got in front of me. &nbsp;See, he wasn\u2019t quite fast enough to pull that mauvere off since there were two other guys in the pool.  So, I\u2019d have to stop so I didn\u2019t get kicked in the head and wait for him to go on ahead.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Over and over again. &nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I got angrier and angrier each time he did it. &nbsp;I finished my laps and got out of the pool, almost frothing in fury. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I got dressed angrily, went out to my car angrily, &nbsp;and had to work to keep my anger in check on the drive home &#8211; and then cooked dinner angrily.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once I had some food in my belly and some perspective, I realized it was pointless &#8211; as most anger is.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>None of these guys were doing anything intentionally malicious &#8211; if anything, they were probably mad at me for being so slow. &nbsp;Though, I was there first. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Instead, it was more likely that they just didn\u2019t give a shit. &nbsp;I just utterly didn\u2019t matter and they gave no thought to me at all. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which is no better, but whatever.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Incidentally, DB1 was doing it wrong. &nbsp;If you need to pass someone, you\u2019re supposed to tap them on the foot and then they\u2019ll stop at the end of the lane and let you pass. &nbsp;Those are the rules.  And I did stop to let them pass &#8211; it just didn\u2019t work since they would stop too.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, they didn\u2019t run me out, but they did put a damper on me. &nbsp;It feels good to power through the water and feel like laps melt away &#8211; but less fun to get passed and swamped and nearly kicked in the head.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Over &#8211; and did I mention? Over again.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m hoping that when the summer session hits we won\u2019t see them as much. &nbsp;I don\u2019t mind sharing a lane with someone courteous &#8211; but if these guys stick around I\u2019m going to get a membership at the rec center just to avoid the fight.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, I don\u2019t think they were really trying to be dirtbags, but they were and I\u2019m still cranky about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a really good swim the other day and my last 50 meters (the long length of the pool) I did in 51.5 seconds. &nbsp;Which is pretty awesome. Pumped up from that, I hit the pool today and while I wasn\u2019t going to break any records &#8211; I was looking forward to my swim. 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