{"id":2473,"date":"2019-02-02T02:05:26","date_gmt":"2019-02-02T02:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2473"},"modified":"2019-02-02T02:05:26","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T02:05:26","slug":"soup-to-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2019\/02\/02\/soup-to-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"soup to nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I had a physical and follow-up scheduled for this morning with my doctor &#8211;  and one of the things he wanted to check was my blood pressure. \u00a0Last time I was in there, it was a little high and I was worried I\u2019d have to start taking medicine for it.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The appointment was at 8:45 and I figured I\u2019d go into work at 7 and then leave from there at 8 &#8211; making sure that the doors were opened and the switchboard was ready to go. &nbsp;I got a little work done before it was time to go and when 8 rolled around, I was re-coated and ready to go.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Except, no student operator.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I went ahead and turned on the system and took a few calls, heading right towards a freak out. &nbsp;If she didn\u2019t show &#8211; what was I going to do?  I had no backup. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5 after<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7 after<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10 after &#8211; finally, I heard the door. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She came into the office &#8211; car trouble, apparently &#8211; and I was on my way.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It had snowed just enough that I needed to scrape off my car, and <em>then<\/em> I was on my way.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Except that there were streets closed off and I had to divert. \u00a0<em>And then<\/em> I was on my way.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Onto the highway and then a dead stop. &nbsp;Traffic was bumper to bumper as far as I could see. &nbsp;We were then moving a little bit &#8211; about 4 miles an hour &#8211; but I was starting to ramp up the freak out. &nbsp;I tried to determine alternate routes and tried to weigh stoplights and unplowed side streets verses the highway clearing. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At last, we got past the accident and back up to speed. &nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tock.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ahead, another accident but this was off to the side and didn\u2019t slow us down.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, the exit I needed. &nbsp;I waited approximately 137 years through each of the lights on that road, and eventually reached the doctor&#8217;s office. I parked, dodged the other cars in the lot, and made it inside.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I stopped at the indicated marker in the lobby and waited about 5 minutes before the clerk looked up from her screen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cCan I help you?\u201d she asked, somewhat exasperated that she had to, I dunno, talk to me. &nbsp;I had my cards ready, and told her my appointment information. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once checked in, I sat down and looked at my watch. &nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Five minutes to spare.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I used those 5 minutes and the next 5 minutes to settle myself down. Deep breathing, counting in binary\u2026 and then my name was called.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The nurse was a little more engaged this time and paid me an accidental compliment when she had to swap out the BP cuff for my bicep for a bigger one. &nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And my blood pressure was somehow normal. &nbsp;I\u2019d also lost 4 pounds in the last 2 weeks, inadvertently.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She gave me a gown to change into and I waited for the doctor to come in. &nbsp;He checked me over and said I need to watch my weight a little and keep exercising. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I got changed back into my work clothes and stopped on the way out to get some blood drawn.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And, I gotta tell you, this phlebotomist was hands-down the absolute best. &nbsp;I\u2019ve given a lot of blood and been stuck by a lot of needles and this was the least painful ever. &nbsp;She should win awards &#8211; and I told her so.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A bandage on my arm and I was headed back to work. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Strange morning. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had gotten myself really worked up, but it was pretty okay. &nbsp;And for those of you playing along at home, the lump is gone and I\u2019m right as rain.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a physical and follow-up scheduled for this morning with my doctor &#8211; and one of the things he wanted to check was my blood pressure. \u00a0Last time I was in there, it was a little high and I was worried I\u2019d have to start taking medicine for it. 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