{"id":2296,"date":"2017-11-15T02:23:16","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T02:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2296"},"modified":"2017-11-15T02:23:16","modified_gmt":"2017-11-15T02:23:16","slug":"not-a-winner-get-it-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/15\/not-a-winner-get-it-together\/","title":{"rendered":"not a winner, get it together"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">On Halloween, Jim and I went to a new local cafe that had just opened up down the street. \u00a0I\u2019m a fan of the \u201cshop local\u201d and we decided to see what they had in the way of coffee (for Jim) and hot chocolate (for me). \u00a0They didn\u2019t have hot chocolate and their coffee selection wasn\u2019t up to par, but I thought it would be weird to just leave after staring at the menu so long. \u00a0So, I ordered a fruit smoothie for $5. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When I paid for it, the clerk offered me a raffle ticket to fill out for free &#8211; grand opening sort of thing. \u00a0I filled it out and took my half &#8211; the prizes to be determined later.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The smoothie was pretty good, but not \u201cwe have to go back every day now\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The day we were set to leave for Las Vegas, I got a call from the cafe telling me that I\u2019d won a $10 gift card. \u00a0Sweet! \u00a0I didn\u2019t need to bring the ticket in, I\u2019d just need to tell them my name when I ordered and I\u2019d get $10 off my purchase.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Okay, so that\u2019s not quite as cool, but still &#8211; I won just before I boarded a plane to Vegas? \u00a0Sounds pretty auspicious to me. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I only put a dollar in the slot machines in Vegas and lost it with 4 pulls of the handle, but I still had that win waiting for me when I got home.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yesterday after work was the first chance I had to go to the cafe to redeem my winnings and I told the clerk I was a winner in the raffle. \u00a0She seemed unsure how to handle that, but suggested that I go ahead and order and then she\u2019d look to see if the discount was in the system. \u00a0I checked the menu and saw that a turkey sandwich and a smoothie would put me at $10 and that sounded like an early dinner to me. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Except, now she couldn\u2019t find me in the system. \u00a0Not by phone number or my name. \u00a0And I didn\u2019t have the ticket with me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, I paid for the items anyway and did some origami while I waited. \u00a0I took my sandwich to go and ate when I got home. \u00a0It was okay and so was the smoothie &#8211; but I bet they would have tasted better if they were free. \u00a0And if I was a winner. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I had kind of a difficult day at work today &#8211; freaking JSON file wouldn\u2019t validate properly (you know how that goes, I&#8217;m sure) &#8211; and we finally had to call it quits for the day. \u00a0As I rolled out the door I remembered that I planned to get my vehicle registration done today.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now, this isn\u2019t due until January and I\u2019d only gotten the notice on Monday. \u00a0But I hate to put things off like this and decided to do it ASAP. \u00a0I\u2019d done the eCheck a couple weeks ago &#8211; again, very early &#8211; and so I had everything I needed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, off to the BMV.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now, the BMV has a bad reputation for being a little slice of hell on earth and at least one of the clerks there was in a mood &#8211; but there\u2019s a trick to it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Have your shit together.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It blows my mind when people walk in there without the paperwork they need, or with no ID, or some weird-ass problem\/story\/whatever about how their car was attacked by ninja alligators and that\u2019s why their social security number is wrong. Seriously?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While I waited in line, I signed my registration form and checked that I had the correct eCheck form. \u00a0I got out my driver\u2019s license and insurance card &#8211; just in case &#8211; and filled out most of my check except the amount. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I was ready.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When it was my turn, I told the clerk that I was there for a registration renewal and set out my form, eCheck, and driver\u2019s license. \u00a0I asked about the proof of insurance and she said she didn\u2019t need it, but thanked me for having everything ready and in order.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She verified that my car was still silver and and that I still lived in the same place, then gave me my total. \u00a0I filled in my check and handed it to her &#8211; she handed me back my paperwork and my new sticker. \u00a0Bam.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">From the time I got to the counter to when I walked away was under 2 minutes. Ka-blam.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My shit? \u00a0It\u2019s together. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s always together. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And now &#8211; Rick and Morty:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Get Your Shit Together, Summer -  Rick and Morty\" width=\"629\" height=\"354\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-tGL-buZ94Y?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Halloween, Jim and I went to a new local cafe that had just opened up down the street. \u00a0I\u2019m a fan of the \u201cshop local\u201d and we decided to see what they had in the way of coffee (for Jim) and hot chocolate (for me). \u00a0They didn\u2019t have hot chocolate and their coffee selection [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2297,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296\/revisions\/2297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}