{"id":2239,"date":"2017-08-02T23:55:25","date_gmt":"2017-08-02T23:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2239"},"modified":"2017-08-02T23:55:25","modified_gmt":"2017-08-02T23:55:25","slug":"typical-conversation-full-house-ballet-long-walk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/02\/typical-conversation-full-house-ballet-long-walk\/","title":{"rendered":"typical conversation, full house, ballet, long walk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to be pretty random&#8230; sorry.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0A typical conversation with Jim and I..<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jim: I need to work on a project for class using <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">oil pastels<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Me: Didn\u2019t he invent penicillin?<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jim: What?<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Me: Oh, I\u2019m thinking of <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Louis Pasteur<br \/>\n<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jim: [rolls his eyes]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Except, Pasteur is famous for vaccines and <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pasteurization (duh) &#8211; Alexander Fleming discovered (not invented) penicillin. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sigh. \u00a0Complete misfire.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Also, a couple days later, I mentioned to Jim that a song on the radio sounded like Andy Grammer. \u00a0He replied, \u201cWasn\u2019t he from Mayberry?\u201d \u00a0\u00a0I sighed. \u00a0\u201cYou\u2019re thinking of Andy Griffin.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, turnabout, I guess.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In the car a couple days ago, a song came on that had a great sound. \u00a0We were both jamming to it and Jim started singing, \u201cWorking on my website Working my website Working on my website\u201d. \u00a0When I questioned him about it, he said that\u2019s what it sounded like to him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You be the judge: \u00a0<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MArUWLN-kqs\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MArUWLN-kqs<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s official. \u00a0He\u2019s now sillier than when I first met him. \u00a0I blame me, obviously.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. I had a dream the other night that I was desperately trying to turn on the subtitles for the DVD of season 1 of the original Full House. \u00a0When I woke up, I was still in a panic about it and was mentally going through the menu again to try and figure out what I\u2019d missed. \u00a0It wasn\u2019t until I rolled out of bed that I was able to claw my way back to reality.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sigh, again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3. This past weekend was an almost-pizza grilled cheese sandwich (with tater tots) at Lockview, a scoop of Blimpberry ice cream at Chill, and then ballet in the park.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aaaaaaaand, I didn\u2019t get it. \u00a0The first two acts were classical ballet, the third was more contemporary dance, and the final was 8 mini-acts of 1940\u2019s dance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The performers were all very talented, graceful, and athletic. \u00a0The costumes and the lighting were well done. \u00a0And no one could argue that it wasn\u2019t sophisticated art &#8211; and that we were lucky to have a free show in the park.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And I tried. \u00a0I really really tried to enjoy it. \u00a0I paid attention, didn\u2019t fold paper, and didn\u2019t look at my phone. \u00a0But I got bored. \u00a0The dance was repetitive and I didn\u2019t like the music. There were a few minutes total of the contemporary that I liked and I thought the shirts were cool, but I was otherwise bored for 2 hours.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I feel kinda bad about this &#8211; everyone involved put so much work into it. \u00a0And I would have rather been reading a book or playing a video game.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sigh, the third.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4. Every so often I get a little&#8230;well\u2026 nihilistic. \u00a0It doesn\u2019t happen very often fortunately and this time was nerdier than usual. \u00a0(At the atomic level the fundamental elements of the universe don\u2019t give a shit. \u00a0About anything. And who are we to question atoms?)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, yeah.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The best fix for me is to take myself for a walk. \u00a0Getting back into the world &#8211; and not in my head &#8211; usually settles me down in short order. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Last night, things must have been a little more entrenched than usual since it took me 7 miles over the course of 2 hours to get back to my version of normal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I hadn\u2019t intended to go that far, but I felt physically okay at each chance to shorten my route. \u00a0And then when I was really tired, well, I was so far away that even a direct route was a long way from home. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I had lost the light by the time I reached my street, but got home safe and sound &#8211; even with Firestone Park\u2019s <em>notorious<\/em> vampire problem. \u00a0I was okay except for some&#8230;well&#8230;chafing. \u00a0I hadn\u2019t rinsed off from the pool after work and the chlorine \u00a0+ sweat + boxers = well\u2026 I was walking a little funny the last few blocks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s kind of it for now.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to be pretty random&#8230; sorry. \u00a0A typical conversation with Jim and I.. Jim: I need to work on a project for class using oil pastels. Me: Didn\u2019t he invent penicillin? Jim: What? Me: Oh, I\u2019m thinking of Louis Pasteur Jim: [rolls his eyes] Except, Pasteur is famous for vaccines and pasteurization (duh) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2240,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239\/revisions\/2240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}