{"id":2200,"date":"2017-04-27T21:53:20","date_gmt":"2017-04-27T21:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2200"},"modified":"2017-04-27T21:53:20","modified_gmt":"2017-04-27T21:53:20","slug":"2-5-hours-and-45-seconds-thundercat-gets-no-more-treats-database-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/27\/2-5-hours-and-45-seconds-thundercat-gets-no-more-treats-database-update\/","title":{"rendered":"2.5 hours and 45 seconds, thunder(cat) gets no more treats, database update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a notice from the gas company that I needed to have my indoor meter checked. I needed to call and schedule an appointment prior to the end of May &#8211; or my gas would be cut off.<\/p>\n<p>I was cross about the threat &#8211; and then worried when I misplaced the notice and phone number before I called. I got a second notice, made an appointment with the most disengaged customer service I&#8217;ve even encountered, and planned to be at home on the day of the appointment. Which was yesterday &#8211; from 4 to 8 pm.<\/p>\n<p>I left work a little early so I&#8217;d be there in case they actually showed up at the beginning of the window &#8211; and started waiting.<\/p>\n<p>At 6:20, I finally got the automated call that they were on their way over. At 6:30 the technician arrived. I met him at the door and escorted him to the basement with the well lit and cleared path to the meter.<\/p>\n<p>He had a box with a sensor wand on the end that he waved around the meter for about 45 seconds before he declared it done. I walked him back upstairs and he was on his way.<\/p>\n<p>So, 2 and a 1\/2 hours of waiting (could have been much more, i guess) and then 45 seconds of actual work. Is this really the best system for this? Really?<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Thunder(cat) has been enjoying the open windows and the increased duties as a neighborhood watcher. He&#8217;s been a bit more playful and I decided to give him a treat. About 2 minutes after he scarfed it down and determined that he wasn&#8217;t getting a second one, I found him in the living room trying to turn himself inside out.<\/p>\n<p>Now, having a cat as a room-mate involves a certain amount of vomit. I accept that it happens &#8211; either food or hairball (thankfully, those are rare), but something about that tiny treat did not sit well with him and he put his whole body into throwing that up &#8211; along with perhaps everything he&#8217;d ever eaten.<\/p>\n<p>It looked really painful and was a horrible sound, but once he got that treat up he was pretty much okay. I cleaned up the mess and although he doesn&#8217;t know it yet &#8211; that was his last treat.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, bro.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>I have decided that databases are dumb. They mostly work when you are trying to catalog things &#8211; like books or widgets &#8211; but they have trouble with the very changeable human element.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been getting letters from the Human Right Campaign at my house &#8211; with Jeff&#8217;s name on them. I&#8217;d let my membership lapse a while back and somehow their database mixed my address with Jeff&#8217;s name.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a big deal, I guess, but it makes me a little sad every time one of these come in. Today, I went to their website and tried to find a form that would match the situation and failing that &#8211; finally tracked down an email address.<\/p>\n<p>I sent the note, got the automated &#8220;we&#8217;re working on it&#8221; response, and moved on.<\/p>\n<p>Again.<\/p>\n<p>I still think about him often and it doesn&#8217;t hurt so much anymore &#8211; just, you know, kinda sad.<\/p>\n<p>Once this mailing list is cleared up I&#8217;ll consider renewing my membership again. I kinda doubt the effectiveness of the organization, but it seems like the thing to do.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Time to get some dinner and run some errands. And maybe sit outside and read if the wind settles down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a notice from the gas company that I needed to have my indoor meter checked. I needed to call and schedule an appointment prior to the end of May &#8211; or my gas would be cut off. 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