{"id":2189,"date":"2017-04-13T01:07:23","date_gmt":"2017-04-13T01:07:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2189"},"modified":"2017-04-13T01:07:23","modified_gmt":"2017-04-13T01:07:23","slug":"2nd-grade-practicality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/13\/2nd-grade-practicality\/","title":{"rendered":"2nd grade, practicality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a request from my cousin not long ago to participate in a project for her daughter&#8217;s second grade class. They are learning about the &#8220;50 Nifty States&#8221; and she asked if I could write about Ohio.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I said yes.<\/p>\n<p>I got the letters from the teacher &#8211; and one of my favorite second graders &#8211; a couple days ago and set to work. They wanted to know interesting things about Ohio, our weather, and what crops we grow here. I did a little research and put together a response. I&#8217;ll drop it in the mail tomorrow morning on the way to work, but I have a link to an <a href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1qt6hsFMgIIn-jrbKcHPWI_M66FZat6Uuy9cczzy0vIA\/edit?usp=sharing\">online version<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It was fun to do and I hope they enjoy it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m often referred to as weird, silly, eccentric, or &#8211; my favorite &#8211; whimsical, but when it comes right down to it, I&#8217;m actually really practical. Especially when it comes to large purchases. Ok, yes, I did buy a pointer hand today when I was at Staples, but the comedy opportunities are well nigh endless and I couldn&#8217;t pass it up. I mean, you start with nose-picking and go from there &#8211; the sky is the limit.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.staples-3p.com\/s7\/is\/image\/Staples\/m002278118_sc7?$splssku$\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"380\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But the big stuff always gives me pause.<\/p>\n<p>I really &#8220;want&#8221; a laptop. Just think, I could blog FROM ANYWHERE! Well, anywhere with WiFi. But I don&#8217;t really &#8220;need&#8221; a laptop. I have a very nice desktop in my office at home &#8211; and a somewhat crappy desktop at work. I don&#8217;t need another computer.<\/p>\n<p>I also really &#8220;want&#8221; a playstation 4. I really don&#8217;t need this &#8211; I mean, I really don&#8217;t need this. My playstation 3 works just fine and while I&#8217;m more of a PC gamer at this point it also plays movies just fine. But, oh, a playstation 4&#8230; I just want to rub up against one. But not in a weird way.<\/p>\n<p>So, conflict in my head. A lot of conflict. I&#8217;ve price shopped and compared features on both of these many times &#8211; but haven&#8217;t gone ahead with either. The practical side will keep winning until the parameters change &#8211; i.e. my playstation breaks or I get a syndicated writing column and\/or my desk computer breaks. Eh, two of out of three&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And while that practicality is kinda boring, my bills are paid. And that feels pretty good too.<\/p>\n<p>Not as nice as rubbing up against a new playstation 4 &#8211; again, not in a weird way &#8211; but still pretty nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a request from my cousin not long ago to participate in a project for her daughter&#8217;s second grade class. They are learning about the &#8220;50 Nifty States&#8221; and she asked if I could write about Ohio. Of course, I said yes. 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