{"id":2186,"date":"2017-04-08T14:30:37","date_gmt":"2017-04-08T14:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2186"},"modified":"2017-04-08T14:30:37","modified_gmt":"2017-04-08T14:30:37","slug":"20-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/08\/20-years\/","title":{"rendered":"20 years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The University of Akron holds a Service Awards reception each year for employees that have reached a milestone &#8211; 5, 10, 15, etc. \u00a0&#8211; year with UA.<\/p>\n<p>One of the committees I&#8217;m on volunteered to help this year and I was asked to prepare the powerpoint that will play in the background, listing all the names of the recipients.<\/p>\n<p>To my surprise, I&#8217;m on the list. I started full time at UA in August of 1997 and figured I&#8217;d get my certificate next time around. I&#8217;m in my 20th year, but I haven&#8217;t really <em>finished<\/em> my 20th &#8211; more like 19 and 7\/12 years. \u00a0Or something. \u00a0I did a little math, but didn&#8217;t really care about the result. It looks good, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>But, according to Human Resources and their vaguely inaccurate reckoning, I&#8217;ve been at the University of Akron for 20 years.<\/p>\n<p>20 years.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a little tough to wrap my head around. I started out on the computer help desk, moved to client support, then a brief stint in the computer store, then lab support before moving to the webteam. And no, we didn&#8217;t use punch cards when I started in computers &#8211; though I was on an early Mac with a CRT screen connected to a mainframe for a while.<\/p>\n<p>Over the years the job, and most of the people, have changed. Some things are better and some are worse, but mostly things are just things.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t lost that excitement over helping our students. That might take the form of teaching someone how to use the online survey tool, setting up an e-commerce site for a student group, running an election, or writing a letter of recommendation for a student employee. \u00a0And, as as side note, one of my student employees just turned 21. \u00a0She was 1 year old when I started at UA.<\/p>\n<p>I like solving problems and helping people and so the job doesn&#8217;t get old. There&#8217;s always something new to do and I&#8217;m happiest when I&#8217;m busy. I get cranky and frustrated too, sometimes. Mostly when I have to solve a problem more than once or I&#8217;ve got a problem that can&#8217;t be solved &#8211; but I&#8217;m mostly happy with my job. And I realize how lucky I am in that regard.<\/p>\n<p>So, next week I&#8217;ll attend the reception. I&#8217;ll have my name read aloud and shake hands with some people. There may be a photo op with Zippy and I&#8217;ll get a certificate &#8211; that I&#8217;ll keep with the 5, 10, and 15 years ones I still have. In another 10 years, I&#8217;ll get a rocking chair and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, let me stop right there for a moment. The gift that the University gives people at 30 years of service is a rocking chair. Because, by that point, you&#8217;ll be <em>so damn old<\/em> that you sitting around in a chair and rocking slowly back and forth will seem like a good time.<\/p>\n<p>Or, you can get the Captain&#8217;s chair that is essentially a rocking chair that doesn&#8217;t rock. I guess rocking in a chair is too much for some people.<\/p>\n<p>How about a laptop? Or a skateboard? I&#8217;d love to learn how to shred at 54. Or a skydiving trip? Or a freaking shark with a laser?<\/p>\n<p>Nope, rocking chair. I&#8217;ll have a listing on Ebay so fast there won&#8217;t even be time to unpack it.<\/p>\n<p>But, I digress.<\/p>\n<p>20 years of being &#8220;quietly awesome&#8221; and saving the damn day, every day.<\/p>\n<p>I dare you to keep up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The University of Akron holds a Service Awards reception each year for employees that have reached a milestone &#8211; 5, 10, 15, etc. \u00a0&#8211; year with UA. 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