{"id":2125,"date":"2016-11-22T02:24:11","date_gmt":"2016-11-22T02:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2125"},"modified":"2016-11-22T02:24:11","modified_gmt":"2016-11-22T02:24:11","slug":"cold-walk-big-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2016\/11\/22\/cold-walk-big-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"cold walk, big boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span data-term=\"goog_681331129\">On Saturday<\/span>, Jim was at the University to print out some photos.\u00a0 This is a time consuming process and since we had planned on meeting up and running errands afterwards, I decided to walk to campus and meet him there.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s about 3 miles and took me about 45 minutes to get there.\u00a0 The trip was uneventful, though I did go past an abandoned warehouse\/factory that no amount of scooby snacks could have convinced me to go in &#8211; even in broad daylight.<\/p>\n<p>When I got to the art school, I found the print lab and walked in &#8211; and it was so unexpected that Jim didn&#8217;t recognize me for a moment.\u00a0 I went and got some hot chocolate at starbucks and then came back and played a game on my phone until he was ready to go.<\/p>\n<p>I think that may have been my last long walk for a while &#8211; winter arrived the next day like it was trying to prove something.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>We went to dinner at PizzaFire that evening and while we were waiting for our meals Jim tapped his straw on the counter to remove the wrapper.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m good at a lot of things but there are a few areas where I completely fail. And one of those failure points is removing straw wrappers &#8211; I can never get it to work. \u00a0I usually try a few times and then just tear the dang things to shreds trying to get at the straw.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a minor thing, but for someone who enjoys figuring things out and doing things, it kinda irks me that I can&#8217;t get this.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t knit either.<\/p>\n<p>This time, though, I paid very close attention to the technique and replicated it exactly &#8211; and the straw promptly popped through the wrapper.<\/p>\n<p>I was so excited I could only point at the straw &#8211; speechless.\u00a0 Jim figured out what I was so excited about and congratulated me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a big boy now!&#8221; he said and I laughed because I was thinking the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>Later on as we were walking downtown, I confessed that while eating my pizza I bit my tongue so hard that I started to bleed &#8211; and that it was still bleeding.\u00a0 I apologized in advance in case I ended up spitting blood.<\/p>\n<p>He considered this a moment and then said, &#8220;Well, maybe you aren&#8217;t such a big boy if you can&#8217;t chew your food without biting your tongue&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In mock outrage, I stopped and turned in the other direction to walk away. 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