{"id":2091,"date":"2016-09-20T21:39:47","date_gmt":"2016-09-20T21:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=2091"},"modified":"2016-09-20T21:39:47","modified_gmt":"2016-09-20T21:39:47","slug":"faster-than-a-vampire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2016\/09\/20\/faster-than-a-vampire\/","title":{"rendered":"faster than a vampire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Left work a little early to go donate blood yesterday. I did the RapidPass beforehand &#8211; which was their term for the medical history portion, not some device that I could strap to myself that would drain out my blood as I walked through an arch in the library.<\/p>\n<p>Though&#8230; no, that&#8217;s a terrible idea.<\/p>\n<p>So, I was ahead of the game when I got there and breezed right on through the health screening with no delay. Then &#8211; no waiting &#8211; right on over to the table for the donation.<\/p>\n<p>Needle stick, squeeze every 5-7 seconds, and I was on my way.<\/p>\n<p>And then I was done. I mean, it seemed to go really fast &#8211; much more so than usual. I commented to the technician and she said I finished up the donation in 6 minutes and 30 seconds.<\/p>\n<p>The average time, I found out later, is around 8-10 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>So, wow.<\/p>\n<p>I felt fine, got my cookie and juice, and was on the road. I think that might have been the most efficient blood donation I&#8217;ve ever done.<\/p>\n<p>Given that the human body has about 1.5 gallons of blood and this is around 12 pints, at that rate I could have auto-exsanguinated myself in 78 minutes. Provided, of course, that I didn&#8217;t die first.<\/p>\n<p>Cool, and also creepy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Left work a little early to go donate blood yesterday. I did the RapidPass beforehand &#8211; which was their term for the medical history portion, not some device that I could strap to myself that would drain out my blood as I walked through an arch in the library. Though&#8230; no, that&#8217;s a terrible idea. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2092,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions\/2092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}