Last week, I sat through a webinar on some changes to our e-commerce system. \u00a0I had a chat window open with my boss and shared my comments and observations. \u00a0Here is the transcript of that session:<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:21 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
watching a *******\u00a0recorded webinar.\u00a0 I’m hoping they really have some good news about the emarket, but I think it’s at the end of the video.\u00a0 Currently, I’m losing the will to live.<\/p>\n
Everything is darkness.<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:23 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
Sorrow hangs over me like a cloud, weeping tears of abject despair.<\/p>\n
If bleakness was a tree, my heart would be covered by a forest.<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:25 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
I may never wake from this endless nightmare.<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:29 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
Has time stopped?\u00a0 Do the sands no longer flow?<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:30 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
Even my blood slows in my veins. My heart strains to beat against the sluggish bracken.<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:33 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
But, wait, is there hope?\u00a0 Is there actual relevant information? Could this be what I have waited for all these years?\u00a0 Is this.. is this the light?<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:38 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
But they tease!\u00a0 They tease me with cosmetic changes!\u00a0 Strumpets!\u00a0 Where is the substance?<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:42 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
Names. Names.\u00a0 A legion of new names.\u00a0 Still, they stink of the pit.<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:50 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
Ah, mighty AJAX.\u00a0 He strides onto the field like a warrior.\u00a0 Oh, but wait, it’s but a mask.\u00a0 His face revealed – a tired and cowardly pretender.<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:52 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
A plague upon thy house.\u00a0 Tis smoke and mirrors!\u00a0 Where are the templates?\u00a0 Where is the CSS?\u00a0 Dost thou care nothing for internet standards?\u00a0 Vile wenches…<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 1:57 PM] Kreider,Eric W:<\/p>\n
I see you holding one of the brains from your jar out and speaking to it a la Hamlet<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 2:00 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
Hamlet got off easy. This, this is madness.\u00a0 Ophelia was a light-hearted nymph compared to this travesty.<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 2:01 PM] Kreider,Eric W:<\/p>\n
lol Strumpets! In the court!<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 2:01 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
I Fall!\u00a0 I fall upon my stake!\u00a0 Tis my only escape.<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 2:02 PM] Kreider,Eric W:<\/p>\n
Another unrecoverable hour goes by…<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 2:04 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
Would that lightning strike my screen and end this now.\u00a0 The seconds of misery creep… ah, but soft!\u00a0 Tis ended!\u00a0 My heart leaps at freedom!<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 2:05 PM] Kreider,Eric W:<\/p>\n
*shaking head smiling but still, sad*<\/p>\n
[\u200e9\/\u200e1\/\u200e2016 2:06 PM] Serpette,Anthony W:<\/p>\n
I shall share this with noble Kevin, he who is Rushing.\u00a0 Mayhap his wisdom will enlighten.<\/p>\n
Clearly, I need to read more Shakespeare and incorporate that style into my everyday conversations. \u00a0It’ll make the meetings more interesting, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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