{"id":1966,"date":"2016-03-02T17:57:03","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T17:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1966"},"modified":"2016-03-02T17:57:03","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T17:57:03","slug":"bounty-hunter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2016\/03\/02\/bounty-hunter\/","title":{"rendered":"bounty hunter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream this morning I was a bounty hunter in a futuristic city &#8211; chasing a city employee on a motorcycle attached to a sort of &#8220;hover ski&#8221; through neon lit streets.<\/p>\n<p>My partner and I were in a car and while we were faster, we were less maneuverable than the woman on the motorcycle\/hover ski. She zoomed between the cars on the busy road, hovering a few feet off the ground. So, we took a side street, raced ahead, and cut her off.<\/p>\n<p>With the way blocked, we got out of the car &#8211; preparing to confront and capture the woman, but not too worried about the danger. She was an older woman and her solid frame didn&#8217;t seem spry or threatening. She surprised us by pulling out an energy weapon and shooting me in the neck &#8211; leaving me unharmed, but paralyzed. I could breathe and move my eyes, but the rest of me was immobile.<\/p>\n<p>My partner took cover. \u00a0I guessed that the woman didn&#8217;t want me dead &#8211; otherwise, she would have been carrying more lethal weapons and just flat out killed me when she had the chance. So, I pretended the blast was making me hyperventilate. I began breathing rapidly and gasping for air, pretending to be in serious distress.<\/p>\n<p>Our quarry sighed, then pulled out a huge bowie knife and approached me. My eyes went wide with fear that I&#8217;d overplayed it and I was going to be gutted, but she instead pressed the flat of the blade against the side of my nose and put some pressure behind it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Keep your temples relaxed or the pressure will blow the top of your head off,&#8221; she said<\/p>\n<p>I tried to slow my breathing as the pressure in my head skyrocketed. Just when I thought my head would really explode from the weird pressure point, it suddenly \u00a0went away and I was able to move again. \u00a0 She removed the knife and smoothly sheathed it as I slumped forward. \u00a0I turned and caught my partner&#8217;s eye and gave a slight nob. We would give her a moment to explain herself before we tried anything else.<\/p>\n<p>I was about to start questioning her when I woke up. \u00a0It would be interesting to see if this is in the same &#8220;universe&#8221; as the quantum entangled bullets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream this morning I was a bounty hunter in a futuristic city &#8211; chasing a city employee on a motorcycle attached to a sort of &#8220;hover ski&#8221; through neon lit streets. My partner and I were in a car and while we were faster, we were less maneuverable than the woman on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1966"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1967,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966\/revisions\/1967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}