{"id":1962,"date":"2016-02-26T01:56:46","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T01:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1962"},"modified":"2016-02-26T01:56:46","modified_gmt":"2016-02-26T01:56:46","slug":"polar-bear-jump-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/26\/polar-bear-jump-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"polar bear jump 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The adventure for my fourth trip into the lake begins the night before when I dyed my beard blue &#8211; to match my Speedos, naturally. It didn&#8217;t end up as dark as I would have liked, but still got the job done. I touched it up a little again the next morning and suited up for the day.<\/p>\n<p>My folks came up for a visit that morning and we got some lunch before heading to the lake. I had pre-checked in the night before and we got there around noon for the 2 o&#8217;clock jump. We wandered around a bit before I decided to strip down to my Speedo.<\/p>\n<p>It became quickly apparent that I wasn&#8217;t the weirdest person there. Which I think is really saying something.<\/p>\n<p>We staked out a spot neat the lake to get some good photos and I jumped up and down to keep the blood moving. It was 65 degrees out &#8211; which is amazing for February but still a little chilly with as much skin as I had exposed.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, it was time. The first wave of jumpers hit the water and I left my folks at the beach with my bag of clothes and headed to the line up.<\/p>\n<p>The moment of truth and I was super excited.<\/p>\n<p>I took a running jump and cannonballed into the 40 degree water.<\/p>\n<p>I surfaced and gasped a few times to try and catch my breath. When I finally had enough breath back, I took a deep one and held it.<\/p>\n<p>Then I did an underwater flip. Why?<\/p>\n<p>Because I&#8217;m a badass. Sheesh, how many times do I have to go over that?<\/p>\n<p>I surfaced again and made my way to the ladder. I was a bit in shock as I made my way back to the beach &#8211; looking for my folks and my clothes.<\/p>\n<p>Only, they weren&#8217;t there.<\/p>\n<p>I wandered back and forth along the beach looking for them &#8211; which was a little difficult since I didn&#8217;t have my glasses.<\/p>\n<p>I was a uncomfortable for a bit &#8211; but quickly air dried. In very little time at all I stopped shivering and wasn&#8217;t even cold.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, Mom tracked me down and said they had gone looking for me &#8211; and I&#8217;d just missed them.<\/p>\n<p>I found a place to sit and got my warm-up pants and shirt on. I didn&#8217;t bother with the changing tent since my speedo was pretty much dry.<\/p>\n<p>We headed out and stopped to get hot chocolate &#8211; and a doughnut which I proceeded to dunk in my hot chocolate. \u00a0We were at Dunkin Doughnuts, after all.<\/p>\n<p>Back to my place and a change of clothes &#8211; then out to dinner before they headed back.<br \/>\nGreat weather, crazy day, and a pile of fun. I keep trying to recruit people to jump with me, but so far no takers. Even one of my buddies who jumped last year skipped this time &#8211; though it was very cool that he came out to watch anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll jump next year &#8211; though 5 years would be a nice stopping point.<\/p>\n<p>The best part? I&#8217;m pretty much immune to cold for a while afterwards.<\/p>\n<p>Do your worst, Ohio weather &#8211; you&#8217;ve got nothing on a full body dip in ice water.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The adventure for my fourth trip into the lake begins the night before when I dyed my beard blue &#8211; to match my Speedos, naturally. It didn&#8217;t end up as dark as I would have liked, but still got the job done. 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