{"id":1896,"date":"2015-10-28T00:01:35","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T00:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1896"},"modified":"2015-10-28T00:01:35","modified_gmt":"2015-10-28T00:01:35","slug":"toddler-skull-revisited-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/28\/toddler-skull-revisited-swim\/","title":{"rendered":"toddler, skull (revisited), swim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been told, in a mild jest, that I eat like a toddler. I submit my last two days of meals as a reference.<\/p>\n<p>Breakfast: Poptarts and a lemon fiber bar<br \/>\nLunch: Salad &#8211; heavy on the greens and beans<br \/>\nDinner: Chef-boy-r-dee ravioli with extra pasta and microwavable meatballs. (50 seconds!)<\/p>\n<p>Breakfast: Poptarts and a chocolate fiber bar<br \/>\nLunch: Salad, again<br \/>\nDinner: Well, the meatballs last night were good so I had those again, along with some broccoli. And then a family sized helping of unbuttered popcorn.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and last night I wanted a snack and found a package of fruit snacks in the cupboard. Sweet! Didn&#8217;t know I had those. 1\/4 way in &#8211; hey, these might be stale. 1\/2 way in &#8211; Hmmm&#8230; expired in 2014. Eh, I finished them.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a wonder I haven&#8217;t accidentally killed myself.<\/p>\n<p>Is that the meal plan of a toddler? I don&#8217;t really think so, but it is oddly specific while also being seriously random. I think I get points for the Chef and Poptarts &#8211; but lose ground with the fiber bar and salad. Hmmm&#8230; I did have essentially the same thing for two days in a row&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Eh.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>The minty green plastic speaker skull finally gave up in the middle of a song and I recharged it last night. This evening I was listening to it again and carried it upstairs with me &#8211; along with a armful of stuff &#8211; in the dark.<\/p>\n<p>I went to set things down in my bedroom to then turn on the light and realized the skull was glowing.<\/p>\n<p>Now, it&#8217;s not glow-in-the dark, but the skull is slightly translucent and the power LED is very bright green. The combination &#8211; along with a dark room &#8211; was seriously creepy.<\/p>\n<p>I think I may have to revisit the eldrich power source theory.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>I was busy at lunch time yesterday and instead hit the pool after work. I felt pretty good, kinda held my own against the college aged swimmers (not really), and did 3\/4 of a mile. Could have gone further, but I got hungry.<\/p>\n<p>Not too shabby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been told, in a mild jest, that I eat like a toddler. I submit my last two days of meals as a reference. Breakfast: Poptarts and a lemon fiber bar Lunch: Salad &#8211; heavy on the greens and beans Dinner: Chef-boy-r-dee ravioli with extra pasta and microwavable meatballs. (50 seconds!) Breakfast: Poptarts and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1896"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1897,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions\/1897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}