{"id":1891,"date":"2015-10-24T19:22:38","date_gmt":"2015-10-24T19:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1891"},"modified":"2015-10-24T19:22:38","modified_gmt":"2015-10-24T19:22:38","slug":"minty-skull-free-lunch-flu-shot-swearing-mishap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/24\/minty-skull-free-lunch-flu-shot-swearing-mishap\/","title":{"rendered":"minty skull, free lunch, flu shot, swearing mishap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend, I bought a skull. It&#8217;s a speaker for an MP3 player or phone &#8211; made of plastic with a USB port for charging.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s Mint Green. Like, it should glow in the dark but, sadly, doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I charged it up and plugged in my MP3 player. Figured I&#8217;d get a couple hours out of it. Instead, it lasted over 4 hours. Then, several more hours over the course of the week. My player lost it&#8217;s charge and my phone couldn&#8217;t keep up. It&#8217;s still going as I write this &#8211; and I&#8217;m beginning to suspect this minty plastic skull may have some kind of eldrich power source. I&#8217;m afraid to open it up lest I unleash some vengeful spirit.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe not vengeful. You never know with these things &#8211; it might like my music. Just in case, I started off with a little Metallica and then moved on to Brittney Spears.<\/p>\n<p>Gotta cover all the bases.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>On Monday, the webteam had a rough day. A database upgrade went&#8230; not great, and some critical programs broke. My swimming buddy was up to his eyeballs in code and wouldn&#8217;t be able to go with me to the pool &#8211; as is our usual habit on Mondays at lunch time.<\/p>\n<p>I had stopped at Sheetz that morning to get a sub since the lines for lunch on campus are insane. So, I had a full sub, two packages of ho-ho&#8217;s, and a big bag of chips.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I can eat a lot of food, but I don&#8217;t have to. So, I split up my lunch so he could have half and I ate the rest. That way, he could keep going and not be interrupted.<\/p>\n<p>It was a couple of percentage points shy of quite enough to eat for me and I got a little headache by the end of the day &#8211; but it was worth it to help out even if I&#8217;m not a programmer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Also this week, I went to the nursing clinic on campus and got a flu shot. The email suggested that we wear a short-sleeved shirt and have our insurance card ready.<\/p>\n<p>Before heading over, I took off my long-sleeved work shirt &#8211; I had on a t-shirt under it &#8211; and put my insurance card in my jacket pocket.<\/p>\n<p>I went to the clinic, checked in and filled out some paperwork. I turned this in, handed over my card to get it copied, and was ready to go.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse took me back to the exam room and I took off my jacket. She noted my t-shirt and my work shirt tied around my waist.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look at you! Ready to go,&#8221; she said and I replied,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I can follow instructions,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She was a little taken aback and shook her head.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not many people do,&#8221; she mused wistfully.<\/p>\n<p>I rolled up my t-shirt sleeve and she used a spray to numb the area. I got the shot, got a band-aid, took a survey, and got a sticker &#8211; and then I was on my way. 12 minutes total time.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t always get a flu shot, but considering my insurance covered it and it was literally next door to work I didn&#8217;t really have any excuse.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I got diverted again this morning for even more road construction. It is getting tricky to get anywhere with all the projects going on.<\/p>\n<p>I got so frustrated I couldn&#8217;t even swear properly &#8211; and I&#8217;m damn good at swearing. I mean, I can throw in a little Klingon and Sumerian (those guys know how to party) and mix up a combo to take the paint off a wall. \u00a0The combination this time was still insulting, I think, but also didn&#8217;t make a lot of sense out of a very narrow context.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to repeat it here &#8211; you&#8217;ll have to ask me, preferably in person. But it was dumb enough and silly enough that I couldn&#8217;t even stay mad.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230; maybe I should try that instead of growling at people that tick me off. \u00a0Hey, it worked for Princess Leia.<\/p>\n<p>Scruffy looking nerf herder.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend, I bought a skull. 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