{"id":1883,"date":"2015-10-11T17:47:40","date_gmt":"2015-10-11T17:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1883"},"modified":"2015-10-11T17:47:40","modified_gmt":"2015-10-11T17:47:40","slug":"errands-blood-and-iron-rapid-thoughts-regarding-a-spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/11\/errands-blood-and-iron-rapid-thoughts-regarding-a-spider\/","title":{"rendered":"errands, blood and iron, rapid thoughts regarding a spider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday was a bright and sunny October day &#8211; so, where was I? In the basement, happily working on my Halloween costume. But, I needed materials to keep going &#8211; spray paint, electrical tape, and zip ties.<\/p>\n<p>I took a break and texted one of friends from work who&#8217;s been out on leave to see if she might be around for a visit. She was out running errands too and I was just wrapping things up at Home Depot while she was at a nearby craft store. Figuring to cut to the chase, I headed over to the craft store assuming that I could find her there &#8211; provided she hadn&#8217;t changed her hair color or height.<\/p>\n<p>She was surprised that I found the aisle that she was in and I shrugged and said, &#8220;It&#8217;s not that big of a store,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We then went went over to Starbucks for some green tea and really nice conversation outside. So, my beautiful fall day wasn&#8217;t all in the basement &#8211; though I did head back down when I got home.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>I had a dream Sunday night that I was trapped in a huge library with a bunch of people &#8211; and a horde of demons that looked like people. Except, of course, they were trying to kill us. \u00a0In terrible ways&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>For some reason &#8211; dream logic &#8211;\u00a0the high levels of iron in my blood (true) gave me increased durability and strength (not true). It was also toxic to the demons and I spent the rest of the dream &#8211; subjectively hours &#8211; fighting off waves after wave of demons. Some I just beat in hand-to-hand combat. Others were tossed over the railing to a lower floor to be dealt with later.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up exhausted &#8211; but I think I was winning.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Today, I was outside and decided to mow. I was working on the front yard and had been going for a little while when I got near the street. There was a car coming so I stopped and waited and while I did, I flipped my hand over to pull my glove back to look at my watch.<\/p>\n<p>Now, things started to happen very fast.<\/p>\n<p>I saw something white on the back of my tan gloves.<\/p>\n<p>{Egg case&#8230;Spider egg case!}<\/p>\n<p>I knocked it off the back of my glove with my other hand and had just enough time for&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>{That came off pretty easily, must not have been there that&#8230;}<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s when I saw the spider.<\/p>\n<p>{SPIDER! HUGESPIDER! OHSHITSHITSHIT!}<\/p>\n<p>I brushed the huge spider off my glove as well, then tore off both gloves and frantically brushed my arms down as well &#8211; in case there was more than one.<\/p>\n<p>I looked down and saw the huGE FREAKING SPider scurry off, Then picked up my gloves.<\/p>\n<p>{If that was on the outside, what&#8217;s on the inside!?!?}<\/p>\n<p>I tried to peer into the darkness of the gloves, then shrugged and mentally psyched myself up and put the gloves back on &#8211; and got back to mowing.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what the driver of the car thought. \u00a0They didn&#8217;t stop so my freak out was either not serious enough looking to warrant stopped &#8211; or so insane that it was safer to just drive on.<\/p>\n<p>My gloves are, incidentally, no longer stored in the garage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday was a bright and sunny October day &#8211; so, where was I? In the basement, happily working on my Halloween costume. But, I needed materials to keep going &#8211; spray paint, electrical tape, and zip ties. 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