{"id":1864,"date":"2015-09-09T01:29:40","date_gmt":"2015-09-09T01:29:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1864"},"modified":"2015-09-14T01:20:19","modified_gmt":"2015-09-14T01:20:19","slug":"hours-in-a-day-membership-mixed-messages-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/09\/hours-in-a-day-membership-mixed-messages-back\/","title":{"rendered":"hours in a day, membership, mixed messages, back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ran out of time today to get everything done that I intended to at work. There just weren&#8217;t enough hours &#8211; and that was with working through my lunch.<\/p>\n<p>When my regular quitting time came and started to slide past, I stopped and took stock. I could keep working off the clock until I met some artificial deadlines, or I could go home.<\/p>\n<p>So, I took a deep breath and went home. The work will be there for me tomorrow and I&#8217;ll be alert, fresh, and more efficient.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t easy &#8211; I like getting things done and don&#8217;t like things unfinished &#8211; but it was necessary.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>One of my stops this evening was at the bookstore. I found a book that I wanted, then steeled myself and went up to the counter.<\/p>\n<p>Do I have a membership card? No.<br \/>\nHad I heard about them? Yes.<br \/>\nDid I want to sign up for one? No.<br \/>\nWas I sure? The deals were really excellent and verbose. No thank you.<br \/>\nWould I like to have &#8220;Free&#8221; magazines shipped to my house? No thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Gauntlet surpassed, I decided I needed a cookie. Not wanted, NEEDED. \u00a0And it had damn well better have chocolate chips.<\/p>\n<p>I made my way to the coffee shop, ordered a cookie, and went to pay for it.<\/p>\n<p>Did I have a membership card? No.<br \/>\nWould I like to sign up for one? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!<\/p>\n<p>A plague on your house and your membership card!<\/p>\n<p>A thousand curses!<\/p>\n<p>NEVER!<\/p>\n<p>Or, rather, no thank you.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not their fault. I get that. But I just want a damn book and a damn cookie without being interrogated.<\/p>\n<p>And, yes, I protest too much.<\/p>\n<p>But, as much as I like bookstores, I can do without this one. And when I turn my back on a retail establishment, it stays turned.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking at you Chik-Fil-a and Hobby Lobby. Goodbye, Books a Million.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>On the trip back, I noticed again the signs on the highway that proclaimed:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Drive Sober or Get pulled over&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>and then a note about traffic fatalities for the year and a percentage increase from last year.<\/p>\n<p>So, am I meant to obey because I might get arrested or that I might die? Granted, neither are a good option &#8211; but I wonder who this is intended for?<\/p>\n<p>Those that don&#8217;t drink are not the audience. It wouldn&#8217;t occur to them to suddenly start and then immediately take to Ohio&#8217;s roads.<\/p>\n<p>Those that do would either ignore the signs or would responsibly get someone to drive them anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Would anyone see a sign like that and actually be influenced by a catchy phrase or an abstract number? Seems odd &#8211; but, then, I&#8217;m frequently surprised at the things that influence humans.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I heard back from the photographer who is taking pictures of peoples&#8217; backs for an art project. And I&#8217;m signed up! Next Tuesday after work I&#8217;m headed to the studio for some photos. 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