{"id":1847,"date":"2015-08-07T22:07:17","date_gmt":"2015-08-07T22:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1847"},"modified":"2015-08-07T22:07:17","modified_gmt":"2015-08-07T22:07:17","slug":"inconclusive-light","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/07\/inconclusive-light\/","title":{"rendered":"inconclusive, light"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My stomach was much worse yesterday &#8211; I felt like some oddly shaped balloon animal. Twisted in knots, bloated, and well&#8230; gassy. I&#8217;m sorry, I was. It was miserable. And no sooner had I&#8230; released the gas through&#8230; various means, I started to bloat up again. I made a doctor appointment and got in to see them today.<\/p>\n<p>And it was pretty much inconclusive. I feel a little better, nothing obviously wrong, and no immediate danger.<\/p>\n<p>Still don&#8217;t know if it was something I ate or a flu bug. If I get worse or at least not better, I&#8217;m supposed to go back in a week for blood work to rule out a gall bladder problem.<\/p>\n<p>So, the doctor gave me prescription for pepcid &#8211; since my insurance will help out if it&#8217;s a prescription. Or something. It was like 2 bucks. But it took about twice as long at the pharmacy to get that than it did to visit the doctor in the first place. And even though I was waiting there &#8211; and kept making eye contact with the tech &#8211; they still called me on my cell to let me know it was ready. While I was waiting in the lobby. Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Finally, some fun news. I was driving somewhere with Jim in the passenger seat as we rolled towards a red light. From the count-down on the crosswalk I could see that it was about to change and I had just enough time. Still rolling, with one hand on the wheel, I raised my other hand towards the stoplight and quickly intoned:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In-brightest-day-in-blackest-night-no-evil-shall-escape-my-sight-Let-those-who-worship-evils-might-beware-my-power:&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(quick breath)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Green Lantern&#8217;s LIGHT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And the light turned green.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My stomach was much worse yesterday &#8211; I felt like some oddly shaped balloon animal. Twisted in knots, bloated, and well&#8230; gassy. I&#8217;m sorry, I was. It was miserable. And no sooner had I&#8230; released the gas through&#8230; various means, I started to bloat up again. I made a doctor appointment and got in to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1848,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions\/1848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}