{"id":1844,"date":"2015-08-06T01:13:59","date_gmt":"2015-08-06T01:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1844"},"modified":"2015-08-06T01:13:59","modified_gmt":"2015-08-06T01:13:59","slug":"ballet-bungee-rumble-mexican-grumble-iron-man-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/06\/ballet-bungee-rumble-mexican-grumble-iron-man-president\/","title":{"rendered":"ballet, bungee, rumble, Mexican, grumble, iron man, president"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Friday was ballet in the park. On a good day, I don&#8217;t really get ballet. This one? I really didn&#8217;t get it. I&#8217;m hoping that I&#8217;ll still absorb some much needed culture or appreciation of the performing arts &#8211; which is why I keep going &#8211; but this was just weird. And not cool-weird, which I enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, the ballet took place in a local cemetery, which is creepy and cool enough at night to justify an odd ballet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Saturday, went to a party with some friends. Good food, good conversation, and amazingly &#8211; they had a carnival inflatable. It was a Bungee Run &#8211; each player fastened a bungee strap around their waist and then raced to the end to tag a strip of Velcro to the farthest point down the track. It was a surprising amount of work and hilariously fun. The recoil would drag the participants back to the starting point &#8211; sometimes head over heels. I did pretty good and made a good showing of myself while laughing my ass off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>That night, though, I got sick. Terrible rumble in my stomach, sudden cold chills, and feeling flushed. Figured I just ate too much or the wrong thing and would sleep it off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nI wasn&#8217;t feeling 100% on Sunday, but already had plans to go out to dinner with friends.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, we went to a Mexican restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>I figured I would get something simple off the menu and that I&#8217;d be fine. Had a nice time with the crew &#8211; though I think next time we need to plan an additional activity (like a game night) since the conversation lagged a few times.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nThat night, the rumble turned into a grumble and I had a low fever. By the time it was time to go to bed, I was wiped out.<\/p>\n<p>Monday morning, I was still sick as a dog. I sent an email into work and went back to bed.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday, I was back to work and still kinda miserable. I got my work done, but I was not my best. Whatever was churning inside my gut had settled in and had the claws out. That evening, Jim and I went to run some errands. I had an important meeting the next day and while I had an iron (arts and crafts, naturally) \u00a0&#8211; I didn&#8217;t having an ironing board.<\/p>\n<p>So, to Target where I bought an ironing board and a new monitor (thank you, windows 10). When I got home, I rested for a bit, then put up the ironing board and ironed my shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Now, if there has ever been a man who was more disinclined to iron, I would like to meet him so that we could bemoan our fates. I got it done, but only because I had to.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Back to work again today and we&#8217;ve now added some bloating to the list of symptoms &#8211; along with diarrhea, constipation (yes, both, but not at the same time), constant nausea, a bit of a cough, and I&#8217;m guessing that same very low fever.<\/p>\n<p>But, I tied my tie, dosed myself with hand sanitizer, and went to meet with the president of the university. The meeting had been planned a week ago and I couldn&#8217;t not go. It actually went pretty well and my gut didn&#8217;t make any weird noises (yea!) I don&#8217;t know how much we accomplished, but he seemed nice enough and has a nice office. The university has been through a lot recently and I don&#8217;t agree with a lot of his decisions, but he seemed interested in trying to get things back on track. So, we&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I really need to proof-read this post aggressively because it&#8217;s clear I&#8217;m not at 100% brain power. In the previous paragraph, I started writing that I &#8220;dosed myself with the president&#8221; &#8211; which I did not do in real life. Before I edit, though, time for another trip to the rest room.<\/p>\n<p>[insert &#8220;smooth jazz&#8221; or &#8220;cool indie music&#8221; here, to your preference]<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m back, the post is edited &#8211; and this really is a nice monitor, by the way, glad I got a new one &#8211; and it&#8217;s time to upload this and call it an early night. If I&#8217;m not at least a little better tomorrow, I&#8217;m going to try and get a doctor appointment. Tired of being sick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Friday was ballet in the park. On a good day, I don&#8217;t really get ballet. This one? I really didn&#8217;t get it. 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