{"id":1831,"date":"2015-07-26T20:53:23","date_gmt":"2015-07-26T20:53:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1831"},"modified":"2015-07-26T20:53:23","modified_gmt":"2015-07-26T20:53:23","slug":"envelope-art-kilt-ballet-gardens-peeved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/26\/envelope-art-kilt-ballet-gardens-peeved\/","title":{"rendered":"envelope, art, kilt, ballet, gardens, peeved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Thursday, I got an envelope in campus mail. It was an interoffice envelope &#8211; which usually means someone has printed a webpage and marked it up for me to fix. But, with everything going on &#8211; I had a brief moment of panic. And even as I opened it at the mailboxes, I knew it wasn&#8217;t the notification I had been dreading. Those would come, I suspect, in more official university\u00a0stationary.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t work and it wasn&#8217;t the &#8220;your service is no longer required&#8221; &#8211; it was a joking bit of wall art that you could find in any office.<\/p>\n<p>Funny, I guess, though the panic that came along with it wasn&#8217;t too funny.<\/p>\n<p>How crappy have things gotten that I&#8217;m scared to get mail? [Insert head shaking here]. Anyway, we may finally know more after the board meeting Monday. Or not.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Saturday, a trip to an outdoor art show. I wore my kilt &#8211; because if you can&#8217;t were it to an outdoor art show, where can you wear it?<\/p>\n<p>I got some looks, a few nice comments, and gave out a couple of business cards for the kilt company. Then one lady came up to me and asked &#8211; in a conspiratorial way &#8211; if I was wearing anything under my kilt . I told her that it was not an appropriate question, but as it happened, I was. She then asked if it matched my skirt and I corrected her and told it was kilt &#8211; and no, it didn&#8217;t. As she walked away, she said she had considered just lifting it up, but thought she should asked first.<\/p>\n<p>Right.<\/p>\n<p>Role reversal: If I had asked a woman if she had anything on under her skirt, I&#8217;d be lucky to just get slapped. [insert more head shaking here]<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the show was fun and I bought a mug &#8211; about all I could afford.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>After dinner, ballet in the park. I wore my kilt again and before the show started, a woman asked if she could take my picture to send to her daughter in New York &#8211; to show that Akron was &#8216;hip&#8217; (her term, not mine). I laughed and said sure. So, I&#8217;m on someone&#8217;s facebook wall somewhere. Which is much nicer than a threat of being groped.<\/p>\n<p>The ballet was good &#8211; though the sound system was bad enough that they apologized. I was impressed with the dancers, quietly bemoaned my lack of flexibility &#8211; and realized that I&#8217;m good for about 1\/2 a ballet. No matter how long it lasts, I&#8217;m ready to go at about the halfway mark. I guess it&#8217;s because I figure there&#8217;s some kind of story being told, but I have no idea what they are trying to communicate.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I need subtitles.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nToday, Jim wanted to go to the Zoar historical town and take pictures of the gardens. Not really my thing, but I tagged along and tried to keep him from backing out into the street while trying to get the perfect shot. And&#8230; I overheated. Not quite to the &#8216;falling down in the shrubby stage&#8217;, but not doing great. We headed back the car when Jim was done, got me a cool drink at McDonald&#8217;s, then stopped over to see some friends on our way back to Akron. We couldn&#8217;t stay long &#8211; Jim&#8217;s puppies needed to go out &#8211; but it was nice to see them.<\/p>\n<p>It poured down rain for the drive back and I white-knuckled it a couple times. That, plus the overheating and not fully recovering, sent me to some quiet time on the floor with the cat. I&#8217;m better now, but should have taken water with me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, a minor rant: to all the people that park on both sides of the street in Akron. Please reevaluate the choices in your life that have gotten you to this point. I&#8217;m getting a little tired of slaloming around you because you don&#8217;t understand how roads work. Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Thursday, I got an envelope in campus mail. 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