{"id":183,"date":"2005-11-17T13:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-17T13:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/17\/random-stories\/"},"modified":"2005-11-17T13:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-17T13:10:00","slug":"random-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/17\/random-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"random stories"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is going to be something of a random blog entry – a little bit of all over the map.<\/p>\n

1. The last time I visited my family, while we were in my parents mini-van coming back from dinner, my sister made a joking comment about how not knowing what I was getting her for Christmas might kill her. I replied and said “Well, I’ll send flowers. I mean, I’ll bring flowers. Yeah, bring flowers”.<\/p>\n

I think you had to be there to appreciate the comedic timing, but trust me – it was freaking hilarious.<\/p>\n

2. A couple of weeks ago I actually saw someone on a segway. First one I’ve ever seen “live” and in use. He was moving along pretty well with it, but he still looked like a dufus.<\/p>\n

3. I’m feeling a little under the weather this morning – pretty much all the stuff that nyqule is supposed to take care of, but I didn’t actually take any. I was late to work this morning and I’ll need to stay a little later to make up for it.<\/p>\n

4. My grandmother is in the hospital with pneumnoia. She’s doing better now, but they had fist diagnosed it as the flu and that she should just “tough it out”. We’re generally a little cranky about that one, but not much we can do from here. At least she’s getting good care now.<\/p>\n

5. There is no five. I’ve run out of stuff to say that doesn’t talk about mucus and I think that’s a line I don’t need to cross today. So, time to get back to work…<\/p>\n

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