{"id":1824,"date":"2015-07-14T16:21:17","date_gmt":"2015-07-14T16:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1824"},"modified":"2015-07-14T16:21:17","modified_gmt":"2015-07-14T16:21:17","slug":"happy-place-blue-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/14\/happy-place-blue-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"happy place, blue shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went to give blood last night. My appointment was for 5 and I left work at 4 &#8211; and I wasn&#8217;t entirely sure where I was going. I grabbed a quick bite to eat and made it to the drive a few minutes before my appointment.<\/p>\n<p>During the health screening, the woman there took a blood sample to check for iron and I had no trouble there. When she checked my blood pressure, it was little too high.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you rush to get here?&#8221; she asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A little,&#8221; I replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now why did you do that? We would have waited for you,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>I started to reply about courtesy and respecting their time, but she cut me off and said,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now, you just sit here for a few minutes and settle down. Go to your happy place,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She got up to get another donor started and I dutifully sat quietly and controlled my breathing.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later she came back over, checked again, and then sent me on my way to donate.<\/p>\n<p>It was the most Zen blood donation I&#8217;ve ever done.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\nI got lunch at Burger King today and as I was walking to my car a woman drove past and asked,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Has Dante left yet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I just kind of shook my head in confusion, shrugged, and kept going.<\/p>\n<p>She pulled up next to me and asked again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Dante that works at Burger King? Has he left work yet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I shrugged again and replied:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know who Dante is. I&#8217;m sorry,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She pulled away and looped around. I got in my car and headed for the exit. I made eye contact with her again and this time she tugged on her shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Referencing my shirt.<\/p>\n<p>She thought my bright blue polo shirt meant that I worked at Burger King and that I would &#8211; of course &#8211; know who Dante was and if he had left work.<\/p>\n<p>We both went our own ways and I may never know if she found Dante. As a side note, I wouldn&#8217;t testify this under oath but I&#8217;m pretty sure the employees there were wearing gray uniform shirts. Which makes the entire exchange that much more random.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I&#8217;m going to put on a red shirt and go to Target.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went to give blood last night. My appointment was for 5 and I left work at 4 &#8211; and I wasn&#8217;t entirely sure where I was going. I grabbed a quick bite to eat and made it to the drive a few minutes before my appointment. During the health screening, the woman there took a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1824"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1825,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1824\/revisions\/1825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}