{"id":1814,"date":"2015-07-02T01:07:22","date_gmt":"2015-07-02T01:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1814"},"modified":"2015-07-02T01:07:22","modified_gmt":"2015-07-02T01:07:22","slug":"breast-feeding-text","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/02\/breast-feeding-text\/","title":{"rendered":"breast-feeding, text"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This all started waaay back in 1917 when my house was built. The construction materials used make it difficult now to get a cell signal inside my house.<\/p>\n<p>[Seriously, people, plan ahead!]<\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;m pretty sure the Deep Water horizon drilling accident with BP is a factor.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, yesterday, I needed to make a call on my cell phone in order to activate my gas card &#8211; they changed companies and this required rebooting the universe &#8211; and my call dropped while I was sitting at my dining room table. (See? All connected.)<\/p>\n<p>So, I figured I&#8217;d have better reception if I went outside and sat on my back porch. It wasn&#8217;t raining at the moment &#8211; weird, right? &#8211; and I figured it would only take me a few minutes anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I got to the door, but before I opened it I saw that a stray cat was sitting there. A second, much smaller, cat came up and started nursing.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, mama and baby. Still, I needed to go outside to get this call done.<\/p>\n<p>I tapped on the window to let them know I was approaching and made eye contact with the mama cat.<\/p>\n<p>Immediately, the kitten took off for the opening under the fence. The mama cat looked at me and did the small-stray-cat equivalent of a roar.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I have no issue with public breast-feeding. As far as I&#8217;m concerned, whip it out and feed your baby. Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m fine with sharing my back porch while said activity is going on, but don&#8217;t yell at me about it. Sheesh! It&#8217;s my house and I&#8217;ve already got one free-loading cat to deal with.<\/p>\n<p>(honestly, ThunderCat does NOTHING around the house to earn his keep. He won&#8217;t even kill spiders.)<\/p>\n<p>Somewhat cranky, I carefully opened the door so mama cat couldn&#8217;t come in and ThunderCat couldn&#8217;t go out.<\/p>\n<p>As I opened the door, she took off after the kitten and I went on out to the porch to make my call.<\/p>\n<p>Card activated, I went back inside. ThunderCat &#8211; who had missed the exchange as far as I could tell &#8211; gave me a look of &#8220;what are you doing-wait I don&#8217;t care&#8221; and wandered off to go upstairs and take a nap on my pants.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I could have just waited until they were done, but I didn&#8217;t like being trapped in my house by a stray cat that had arbitrarily decided to nurse on my porch.<\/p>\n<p>And that was the highlight of my evening.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>The CareUniverse (not related to Care <em>Bear<\/em>\u00a0Universe, I&#8217;m guessing) has been harassing me via email to enter the &#8216;patient portal&#8217; for my doctor&#8217;s office. And recently they have gotten more&#8230;strident. So, today, I clicked on their damn link and entered. Though of course I first had to set up yet another ID and password &#8211; seriously, I&#8217;m so sick of those &#8211; and then add in a security question. Because reasons. When I finally got there, the &#8220;data&#8221; they were so insistent that I see consisted mainly of when my appointments had been and a note about my BMI putting me in the over-weight category. Nice.<\/p>\n<p>I logged out, regretting the time wasted, and got a text on my phone from the CareUniverse thanking me for setting up an account. Now, I don&#8217;t have unlimited texts and the thought of an automated system spamming me makes me annoyed.<\/p>\n<p>So, I logged back in and dug my way to the profile screen. I unchecked all the SMS boxes and clicked the Save button.<\/p>\n<p>And it failed. This same screen allows one to also change your password. Actually, it insists. You can&#8217;t save the screen until you enter your old password &#8211; and a brand new password.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s that dumb. But just smart enough to not let me use the same password. So, I had to come up with yet another password just to save the settings to not get text messages. I did so and hit the save button &#8211; then logged out with a sense of relief.<\/p>\n<p>A few moments later, I got a text from the Patient Portal thanking me for changing my password.<\/p>\n<p>Nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This all started waaay back in 1917 when my house was built. The construction materials used make it difficult now to get a cell signal inside my house. [Seriously, people, plan ahead!] Also, I&#8217;m pretty sure the Deep Water horizon drilling accident with BP is a factor. 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