{"id":1812,"date":"2015-06-30T16:16:47","date_gmt":"2015-06-30T16:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1812"},"modified":"2015-06-30T16:16:47","modified_gmt":"2015-06-30T16:16:47","slug":"multi-task-slugs-putty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/30\/multi-task-slugs-putty\/","title":{"rendered":"multi-task, slugs, putty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had a multi-tasking dream. Espionage, aliens, a garage sale, a boat trip, climbing a tree, zombies, and time travel. I went back and forth between these dreamlets and many others before I finally dragged myself out of sleep. Really tired this morning and not looking forward to a day of multi-tasking at work. It was weird, I&#8217;m usually really on point when I dream. Defend the planet, rewrite history, destroy a sentient subway system &#8211; pretty basic stuff. This was all over the map.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>The recent rains &#8211; i.e. all summer &#8211; have brought back the slugs to my back porch. Huge ones &#8211; and as bright orange as sherbet.<\/p>\n<p>Great.<\/p>\n<p>Now I want orange sherbet and I&#8217;m also grossed out by the thought of eating it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been observing them and have avoided touching any of them &#8211; that orange &#8220;stuff&#8221; is insidious.<\/p>\n<p>I clearly have some issues with slugs and I&#8217;ve decided to start some aversion therapy on myself. I recently bought some fake banana slugs that claim to be sticky and slimy. I&#8217;m hoping that if I handle these in a controlled environment, I can work my way up to the real things &#8211; sometime before the summer ends and they go hide where-ever slugs hide for the winter. \u00a0Which, I suspect, is in the souls of innocents.<\/p>\n<p>Note that I said the fake slugs &#8220;claim&#8221; to be sticky and slimy. I haven&#8217;t actually taken them out of the package yet.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>So, we&#8217;ll see how that goes&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>When I broke my arm, the muscles around the elbow got kinda messed up. That, along with not using that side for a long time, meant that my left hand has lost some strength.<\/p>\n<p>And my physical therapist has been on my case about not working it enough.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;ve been using some &#8211; and this is the real name &#8211; Power Putty. It&#8217;s essentially silly putty, but blue. And the blue must make it firmer &#8211; this is not your dad&#8217;s silly putty. No, this is industrial strength silly putty.<\/p>\n<p>According to the packing, the Dark Blue (Medium) is one step down from the highest level &#8211; Firm (Dark Green).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been squeezing this a few times a day until the heat of my hand makes it too easy. It&#8217;s working &#8211; the PT was impressed at my progress &#8211; but boring. I haven&#8217;t used it to copy comics from the newspaper or modeled this into any obscene shapes. I just squeeze it, fold it over, and squeeze it again. Over and over.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to see if they&#8217;ll upgrade me next time I go in. Maybe with the Dark Green I&#8217;ll gain so much hand strength I&#8217;ll be able to crush a baseball.<\/p>\n<p>HULK SMASH! Huh, maybe that&#8217;s why the firmest is Dark green&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Today is the second of the days we&#8217;ve speculated that layoffs may come. End of the fiscal year and all. So far, all is quiet.<\/p>\n<p>The computer center had a minor flood, I had chicken and rice for lunch, and it&#8217;s pretty much a normal day here. If we don&#8217;t get any word today, then all bets are off and even the speculation breaks down.<\/p>\n<p>Normal and strange &#8211; all in one day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had a multi-tasking dream. Espionage, aliens, a garage sale, a boat trip, climbing a tree, zombies, and time travel. I went back and forth between these dreamlets and many others before I finally dragged myself out of sleep. 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