{"id":1721,"date":"2014-11-21T02:07:06","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T02:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1721"},"modified":"2014-11-21T02:07:06","modified_gmt":"2014-11-21T02:07:06","slug":"unlikely-injury-versions-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/21\/unlikely-injury-versions-of-me\/","title":{"rendered":"unlikely injury, versions of me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I managed to hurt myself yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>In the pool.<\/p>\n<p>I was swimming, as one usually does in the pool, and I got distracted by&#8230; something. It was all in my head because there was nothing else in the lane, but it was enough to throw me off. I got started again and misjudged the wall on approach. I hit it with my left hand and jammed my pinky and ring fingers. It hurt, but I shrugged it off and kept going.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t really pay much attention to it the rest of the day but it really started hurting me last night &#8211; enough to wake me from a sound sleep. I was better this morning and it hasn&#8217;t slowed down my typing or folding &#8211; so I guess I&#8217;m okay. Really odd though, especially on the heels of the dog bite on my right hand last weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, I need to be more careful. \u00a0Or at least pay better attention to my surroundings.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>In an odd little recursive way, I&#8217;m in a video game.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got a game on my phone called Tiny Tower Vegas. The object is to build a tower floor by floor and populate it with random characters to live and work in the tower. The &#8220;bitizens&#8221; are assigned random names and skills &#8211; and an Anthony Wade showed up one day with a dream job to work at the Crusty Crab. \u00a0Yes, the Crusty Crab.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/crustycrab1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1722\" alt=\"crustycrab1\" src=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/crustycrab1.png\" width=\"636\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/crustycrab1.png 636w, https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/crustycrab1-300x167.png 300w, https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/crustycrab1-500x279.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 636px) 100vw, 636px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On occasion, he also posts on their version of Facebook &#8211; called &#8220;bitbook&#8221;. Here&#8217;s his latest post, I&#8217;m assuming the RNG refers to Random Number Generator.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/RNG.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1723\" alt=\"RNG\" src=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/RNG.png\" width=\"721\" height=\"652\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/RNG.png 721w, https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/RNG-300x271.png 300w, https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/RNG-331x300.png 331w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 721px) 100vw, 721px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And now, I&#8217;m posting this to my blog &#8211; which in turn is posted to the real world Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>Well, if you can call Facebook the &#8220;real world&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>This seems pretty odd &#8211; even for me. \u00a0And I&#8217;m kind of known for odd.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, he&#8217;s safe from being fired from the Crusty Crab. \u00a0If your virtual clone can&#8217;t trust you, who can?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I managed to hurt myself yesterday. In the pool. I was swimming, as one usually does in the pool, and I got distracted by&#8230; something. It was all in my head because there was nothing else in the lane, but it was enough to throw me off. I got started again and misjudged the wall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1724,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions\/1724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}