{"id":1709,"date":"2014-10-23T00:28:05","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T00:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1709"},"modified":"2014-10-23T00:28:05","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T00:28:05","slug":"food-concentrated-holidays-glitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/23\/food-concentrated-holidays-glitter\/","title":{"rendered":"food, concentrated holidays, glitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had some friends over for dinner last evening. \u00a0And yes, I cooked.<\/p>\n<p>Let that sink in for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>Actual food. For other people.<\/p>\n<p>And only part of it was from a can.<\/p>\n<p>I know, I know &#8211; it&#8217;s unbelievable. Though, the really only amazing part was that only the bread was delayed. The pasta, meatballs, and sauce all were done at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to get carried away and do this&#8230; ummm&#8230; cooking thing all the time &#8211; but it&#8217;s nice to know that it&#8217;s at least possible.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>After dinner, we carved jack-o-lanterns. Or rather, carved pumpkins until they were jack-o-lanterns. You know what I mean. \u00a0I went with the super-hero theme. Okay, technically a misunderstood super-villain. They tend to have better budgets, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>And while carefully carving my pumpkin, my chisel slipped and slid neatly across my finger.<\/p>\n<p>We had a bleeder.<\/p>\n<p>I got myself cleaned up and put a band-aid on it &#8211; hoping against hope that I didn&#8217;t get infected with pumpkin DNA.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later, I managed to cut myself again. Not as bad this time, but more bleeding, clean-up and band-aids. This time, I was pretty sure the pumpkin got into my bloodstream and I expect some kind of orange colored mutation to kick in shortly.<\/p>\n<p>It was worth it, though. The pumpkins were awesome and I think everyone had fun.<\/p>\n<p>Except for Thunder(cat) &#8211; he didn&#8217;t get enough attention and sat off to the side.<\/p>\n<p>Judging us.<\/p>\n<p>And finding us wanting.<\/p>\n<p>(shudder)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>So, yesterday evening was a Halloween tradition and yesterday and today at lunch were spent making ornaments with my committee and students to send to troops overseas as part of Operation Evergreen. (whoa, that was a long sentence.) I really should have had some kind of turkey dinner this evening to round out my concentrated holiday experience &#8211; but I missed the boat.<\/p>\n<p>THE GRAVY BOAT!<\/p>\n<p>Ha! I&#8217;m kidding. I don&#8217;t like gravy.<\/p>\n<p>(I wonder if this a pumpkin mutation side effect already?)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the ornament construction went well and I churned out some origami and helped with the clean up.<\/p>\n<p>And let me tell you &#8211; that glitter glue gets everywhere. I went to clean my glasses, saw a twinkle in my eye and thought I had gotten glitter in my eye. Nope, it was in my soul.<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t just clean that up with some Windex and a paper towel. I suspect that at some point I&#8217;ll&#8230; well.. excrete it &#8211; but for now, I&#8217;m just sparkly inside and out.<\/p>\n<p>So, two holidays in one day, a pumpkin mutation, and glitter in the darnest places.<\/p>\n<p>Never a dull moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had some friends over for dinner last evening. \u00a0And yes, I cooked. Let that sink in for a moment. Actual food. For other people. And only part of it was from a can. 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