{"id":1699,"date":"2014-10-03T16:14:30","date_gmt":"2014-10-03T16:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1699"},"modified":"2014-10-03T16:14:30","modified_gmt":"2014-10-03T16:14:30","slug":"in-a-huff-me-and-taylor-swift-jellyfish-revisited-side-quest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/03\/in-a-huff-me-and-taylor-swift-jellyfish-revisited-side-quest\/","title":{"rendered":"in a huff, me and Taylor Swift, jellyfish revisited, side quest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went and bought three cans of spray paint recently at Home Depot. Used the self-checkout and got the first two scanned without incident. At the third, I was stopped and told to show my ID to the attendant &#8211; which I did and went on my way.<\/p>\n<p>I checking on-line later to see if I could find the policy on this and it seems to be either an Anti-huffing measure or an Anti-vandalism measure. And by proving I was over 21, apparently they can trust me to not do either of those things. Really? We&#8217;re putting home depot in charge of that? Good thing I didn&#8217;t need to buy cold-medicine that day as well &#8211; I might have had to get my grump on. \u00a0More stupid rules that weren&#8217;t thought out and now we can&#8217;t get rid of them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>I had a dream that I was put in charge of producing a TV show for Taylor Swift. The premise was that &#8220;her rapid rise to stardom meant that she never finished high school and was going back to get her diploma&#8221;. We planned that she would play herself, but that the other characters wouldn&#8217;t realize it was her. Mostly live action with the occasional cartoon effects &#8211; Taylor would be super-smart, but too trusting. We were in the process of convincing her that having her ex-boyfriend guest star (Jake G -with a beard &#8211; as a history professor, John M as a music teacher, and Harry S as an exchange student) would be a good idea when I woke up.<\/p>\n<p>Taylor&#8217;s people haven&#8217;t gotten back to me yet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>The jellyfish stings from vacation haven&#8217;t gone away. The one on my leg turned into an itchy welt and the one on my side has stayed a red mark that is now itchy.<\/p>\n<p>Still not fatal &#8211; obviously.<\/p>\n<p>Next time, I&#8217;m just going to take the hit and keep on going. I mean, I am a badass, right?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Today at work, I was headed down the hall to pick up a print-out from a printer and it occurred to me how much like a side quest this was from a video game.<\/p>\n<p>A really boring video game.<\/p>\n<p>Since I&#8217;m nearly always moving with some kind of purpose, I guess I&#8217;m on a lot of side quests.<\/p>\n<p>Fetch this thing and deliver it.<br \/>\nSlay this problem.<br \/>\nCollect reward in the form of experience points or gold coins.<\/p>\n<p>Level up?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t seem to be doing that in discrete increments, but it otherwise holds up.<\/p>\n<p>Got me thinking &#8211; what is my main quest?<\/p>\n<p>What is my purpose?<\/p>\n<p>And I just literally scratched my head just now.<\/p>\n<p>Huh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went and bought three cans of spray paint recently at Home Depot. Used the self-checkout and got the first two scanned without incident. At the third, I was stopped and told to show my ID to the attendant &#8211; which I did and went on my way. I checking on-line later to see if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1701,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions\/1701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}