{"id":168,"date":"2005-09-30T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-30T16:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/30\/why-its-a-good-thing-i-cant-blow-people-up-with-my-mind\/"},"modified":"2005-09-30T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-30T16:35:00","slug":"why-its-a-good-thing-i-cant-blow-people-up-with-my-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/30\/why-its-a-good-thing-i-cant-blow-people-up-with-my-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"why it&#8217;s a good thing I can&#8217;t blow people up with my mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a rough day &#8211; things keep breaking and landing on my desk.   And at lunch today &#8211; everyone was in my way.   Everyone.  <\/p>\n<p>1. The girl that had to get 8 little cups of catsup for her small order of fries.<br \/>2. The nimrod who couldn&#8217;t find the napkins and made a huge deal of it.<br \/>3. The twit on her cell phone &#8211; standing on the stairs.<br \/>4. The&#8230;well, just the random collection of clueless idiots who couldn&#8217;t see beyond their own small and dim view of the world.<\/p>\n<p>While standing in line I actually had some serious thoughts over whether it would be better to make their heads explode or to just set them on fire.   It&#8217;s messy either way, but I figured that the burning alive would be more painful and I really didn&#8217;t think that anyone of them deserved an easy way out. <\/p>\n<p>Clearly, I have issues.<\/p>\n<p>And now it&#8217;s time to get back to work&#8230;   Oh, the joy is neverending&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-112809857385478741?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a rough day &#8211; things keep breaking and landing on my desk. And at lunch today &#8211; everyone was in my way. Everyone. 1. The girl that had to get 8 little cups of catsup for her small order of fries.2. The nimrod who couldn&#8217;t find the napkins and made a huge deal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}