{"id":1644,"date":"2014-07-03T20:53:06","date_gmt":"2014-07-03T20:53:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1644"},"modified":"2014-07-03T20:53:06","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T20:53:06","slug":"bro-selfie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/03\/bro-selfie\/","title":{"rendered":"bro selfie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I may reached a new low point in my life.<\/p>\n<p>I went for a run today after work and I had on this gear:<\/p>\n<p>1. A fitted baseball cap, worn backwards<br \/>\n2. A sleeveless shirt with an abstract design<br \/>\n3. &#8220;long&#8221; shorts. (yes, I know, I know)<br \/>\n4. Overly bright and colorful sneakers<br \/>\n5. Sunglasess and headphones.<\/p>\n<p>I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No, that&#8217;s a lie. I stopped to flex in the mirror.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and I realized I was dressed &#8211; from head to toe &#8211; like a &#8216;bro&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe even a &#8216;brah&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>So, I took a selfie just to be sure and yes, I was a &#8216;brah&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I have included the photo as a proclamation of my shame.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/brah.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1645\" alt=\"brah\" src=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/brah-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The run went okay. I was slightly slower than usual &#8211; better breathing, but sore all over. I think I&#8217;ll try to keep up with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I may reached a new low point in my life. I went for a run today after work and I had on this gear: 1. A fitted baseball cap, worn backwards 2. A sleeveless shirt with an abstract design 3. &#8220;long&#8221; shorts. (yes, I know, I know) 4. Overly bright and colorful sneakers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1644"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1646,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644\/revisions\/1646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}