{"id":1640,"date":"2014-07-01T01:36:59","date_gmt":"2014-07-01T01:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1640"},"modified":"2014-07-01T01:36:59","modified_gmt":"2014-07-01T01:36:59","slug":"virtual-slumlord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/01\/virtual-slumlord\/","title":{"rendered":"virtual slumlord"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a game on my computer called Terraira. It&#8217;s a bit like a 2D minecraft with more monsters. It also has other characters\/merchants that will hang around your house &#8211; if you provide housing for them.<\/p>\n<p>The bare minimum housing consists of a dirt floor, 3 dirt walls, a wooden door, 1 table, 1 chair, and one light source. And a certain amount of square footage. So that&#8217;s what I built. The bare minimum for human habitation. As a quirk of the gameplay, I also had it set so that I could navigate around &#8211; but they didn&#8217;t know how to move past the platforms. And were thus trapped once they were assigned to their housing unit.<\/p>\n<p>I was a virtual slumlord.<\/p>\n<p>And &#8211; despite this being just a game &#8211; I started to feel bad when they tried to go outside and were trapped. The frantic opening and closing of the doors in their&#8230; well, let&#8217;s just call it like it is&#8230; hovels, started to get to me.<\/p>\n<p>So, I built a new condominium complex for them. Sturdy stone walls, multiple exits, windows, multiple light sources, potted plants, banners, and paintings.<\/p>\n<p>And then I razed the old dirt buildings and put in a park.<\/p>\n<p>I think this says something good about me &#8211; but it also says some strange things too.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m off to pick out wallpaper and paint. Those stone walls are looking a little drab&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a game on my computer called Terraira. It&#8217;s a bit like a 2D minecraft with more monsters. It also has other characters\/merchants that will hang around your house &#8211; if you provide housing for them. The bare minimum housing consists of a dirt floor, 3 dirt walls, a wooden door, 1 table, 1 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1640"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1641,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions\/1641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}