{"id":1603,"date":"2014-04-07T16:30:31","date_gmt":"2014-04-07T16:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1603"},"modified":"2014-04-07T16:30:31","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T16:30:31","slug":"hidden-message-dilbert-fetch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/07\/hidden-message-dilbert-fetch\/","title":{"rendered":"hidden message, Dilbert, fetch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a pizza restaurant recently and we noticed that it could use a little maintenance. The wall of the booth we were at had a hole where a switch or outlet would have gone &#8211; except it was just a hole with exposed wires. I covered it up with a bright red piece of paper as a not-so-subtle suggestion that they at least put a $.79 plastic face-plate on it.<\/p>\n<p>Two large sodas later I headed to the restroom. Just above and to the left of the urinal was a picture with the company&#8217;s first restaurant. Written in pen, in very small ink next to the picture, was the note, &#8220;Hidden Message&#8221; with an arrow.<\/p>\n<p>Curious, I lifted up the picture &#8211; it was on a hinge of sorts &#8211; and saw the &#8220;Hidden Message&#8221;. I quote:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go to hell&#8221; with a crudely drawn picture of a penis.<\/p>\n<p>I was disappointed and deeply amused. What a totally different world we live in. If it had been me &#8211; and if I was the kind of person to vandalize &#8211; I would have written the numbers from Lost, added GPS coordinates, and maybe some cuneiform or Sumerian.<\/p>\n<p>The author really wasted an opportunity to be clever&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I didn&#8217;t add to this. I just lowered the picture, washed my hands, and went back to the table.<br \/>\nIn other news&#8230; I&#8217;ve been watching the Dilbert TV show on DVD. A few marathon sessions of that will give you a whole new perspective on work. Not a good perspective, mind you, but a new one.<\/p>\n<p>So, Thunder(cat) hung out with me while I watch some TV and had a snack. We also played our version of &#8220;fetch&#8221; &#8211; which involves me rolling a ball towards him and him smacking it with a paw a couple of times. And then me fetching the ball and rolling it to him again.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, he&#8217;s a cat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a pizza restaurant recently and we noticed that it could use a little maintenance. The wall of the booth we were at had a hole where a switch or outlet would have gone &#8211; except it was just a hole with exposed wires. I covered it up with a bright red piece [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1604,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions\/1604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}